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Because idiots like ourselves respond...?

I disagree

Why do you disagree with me disagreeing?

I've decided to change my mind on the matter every 0.02 seconds, which will make it impossible to answer the "Are you an atheist?" question on an internet football forum because by the time I hit the 'reply' button the answer I gave could be wrong

I disagree (And you just done what you accuse others of doing by avoiding the second part of my post)

I've never formed a belief either way so we'll have to disagree to disagree And your statement is untrue for people suffering from cognitive dissonance. They can believe in both at the same time, not just "either"

What if my current position is that I've never given it any thought?

You don't currently believe in a god How do you know my thought processes on the matter have reached a point of conclusion? What if I'm still thinking about it or have never given it any thought? Surely a belief by definition is something you've reached a conclusion on?

I disagree

People suffering from cognitive dissonance can be in more than one box of course...

None of the first lines in each of those boxes applies to me as I've never got to the point in any thought process whereby I've reached a conclusion whether to believe in the existence or non-existence of any god. "I believe a god may exist" is the statement that is the closest match to my thoughts. Not "does not believe any god exists" or "believes a god exists". Neither of those match my thinking.

The trouble with that is that I don't have a belief one way or the other and to be an atheist you have to have an underlying belief, surely?

Why an agnostic atheist? Why not an agnostic theist?

I've no idea

Which of those two words would you use to label me? I've no idea if there's a God or not and I spend zero time pondering whether I believe one or the other.

Fixed it for you

Luckily, I've got @Lord Duckhunter in the 'definitive answer' sweepstake

Sajid Javid new Health Sec

Does this mean the self-appointed social media intelligentsia will now turn their attention to the arguably more important matter of pondering how such a security breach in the heart of government was possible in the first place?

@Lord Duckhunter - grateful if you could post every 2 minutes to remind us how much you dislike Wales. I'm sat here in fear that it may slip our minds if you stop telling us. Much obliged.

Hancock gone.

Knicker

The most famous person I ever saw at close quarters at Waterloo in my 34 years of commuting was Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart. #crackerjack