trousers

Can't see us scoring here

Ralph's post match interview should be interesting...

How many other Newcastle players are looking for their debut goal today?

Bugger

Bugger

Boom!

I'll give you Severn out of 10 for that one

Does this mean they have to return all the trophies they've bought over the last 19 years...?

Musik

Hassenhutl: "Sali could be available tomorrow. We'll take a look. Tella is back in training but not ready for tomorrow"

Vote Romeu for BBC MotD goal of the month. Closes at 23:30 tonight https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/60622068

It's just a turn of phrase. Careful you don't turn into an MLG clone, taking everything literally and all that

Source?

So, is that just a blip or the start of a sustained drop in form? Time will tell. P.s. we need Salisu back sharpish!

The best ever. Thanks for asking. In fact, I would say my ego is better than anyone's.

This

We don't ever do bad days by halves, do we?

Meh

Or maybe we'll have a bad-day-at-the-office here and there during the course of a season, like most other teams, no matter how good our form has been leading up to such games?