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Source?* (*Tongue-in-cheek shtick)

It's easier to be sceptical though... In due course, you get to play either your "told you so" card or your "glad I was proven wrong" card. Win win.

Is that the value of the new contract we're supposedly offering him? #ITKWatch

Yeah, it's just a turn of phrase at the end of the day* (* A bit like the phrase 'At the end of the day')

What's a random Chinese fella's wife got to do with anything?

The window's been open for 12 hours now and still nothing. Pull your finger out Saints FFS!

Never lose an opportunity to present an open goal, eh?

He scored 2 goals and 1 assist in the 17 games he played in this calendar year. Good job he wasn't a Saints player during that lean spell as certain fickle posters on here wouldn't be calling him a "very good player" after that run of form....

F*** me.... The longer that cesspit of a football club spend at their natural level, the more deluded their sub-intellectual fanbase gets....

#accidentalpartridge

As was Fabhino vs Madrid...?

Did the ball deflect off the German player or did he deliberately play it? (Reference: the Fabhino / Benzema incident in the champions League final)

Penalty, but wasn't Kane in an offside position before being fouled?

But have you seen a cockatoo?

Any boobies?

Some nice birds on there to be fair. Decent presenters too.

Looks like temperatures might hit the 267 Kelvin mark at the weekend.

Try telling that to Nigel Adkins

Source?

Do any of our kit ITKers (yes, I'm looking at you @Harold K Steptoe and @hypochondriac ) know when the club are going to pigging announce the new kit? What are they waiting for (for heaven's sake)? That is all. #betteroutthanin

This, 100%. I was in favour of the "bring him home" Walcott signing but signing Bale would almost inevitably end in tears. So, it's a reluctant "no" from me.

Len Goodman's nan

Dunning-Kruger