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Bloody hell... 3 against 1 and Norwich cock it up

This has got 1-1 written all over it

Cocking cock bollocks

This has got 0-0 written all over it

Almost as clinical as we were last week (still time for them to score another 2 of course)

Is the commentator on the Norwich Player stream the same fella that used to be the in-house commentator for Saints? Sounds familiar.

Yeah, I'm wincing every time KWP gets the ball as they seem intent on clattering him

No subs at half time Edit: nope, Adams on!

Alcaraz on for Stephens and KWP to right back for me. Doubt Russ will pull off Jack though (oo-er missus)

Leeds 2 up

I actually thought it was a really good shot from Stephens... Nicely controlled and almost placed to perfection. Much prefer that to the hit-and-hope approach that some players seem to prefer.

Yep, you can see on the repay that the Norwich player left his foot planted on Edozie's ankle for far longer than he needed to.

A few long balls from us already...

Sorry, didn't realise I couldn't post a light hearted tongue-in-cheek post on here... <Insert another winky emoji here> (Fwiw, I also feel there's an element of 'shoehorning' occuring here, but if it ends up working then all's well and good)

Duly noted to re-quote these posts after Jack's upcoming MotM performance...

How would Eddie Izzard know he was endorsed by Russell given he "has no interest [in chatting] because I’m a football manager"...?

So, "injury prone" then... Sounds like our kinda signing... Get him on the bus!

Close...

Good evening Rishi me ol' mucker

Movies where the dialogue is around 50 decibels lower than the soundtrack. Pillocks.