trousers

Oops... yep, totally forgot about KWP.... defo worthy of at least a runner up berth

Yep, with JWP and Vestergaard close runners up IMO

I didn't wait to receive an invite from the NHS / GP surgery. Just kept trying the online booking system until it let me book an appointment. There was about a 1 - 2 week lag between becoming eligible on the system and receiving the correspondence telling me so, by which time I'd already had the first jab.

Stop giving the ball away FFS

Hollywood

Guardiola: "They are the team that make us suffer the most this season without the ball."

And yet we've had 9 clean sheets which is the joint 6th best in the league. Bit of a Jeckyll and Hyde season.

3-0 Saints

And yet we continued to play him for c.20 minutes after he picked up the injury. We seem to do this quite a lot...?

The main reason I think the result is "ok" is because of how much that rankles with certain people on here...

Typical post from you

Consolation: Only the 3rd side to score 2 against City in the league this season. If we beat Brighton then I'll be happy with 3 points from these two games.

Textbook

Just once. Conceded 2 three times

Depends what the score and collateral damage would have been had we played our best side. Crystal ball anyone?

Good luck with that...

Decent performance overall. Going in level at half time wouldn't have been unreasonable. Hey ho. Damage limitation ahoy

It's almost as if footballers are human and sometimes make mistakes

Why are we letting Djenepo play on when he's obviously struggling with the injury?

Buttocks

Us or them...?

Boom!