trousers

Ooohhh... FFS Kane. Shane Long esque control there

I think I can see Southgate's masterplan here... Get to half time at 0-0, then unleash Grealish and JWP in the second half to win and score several free kicks

Blimey, Kane picks up the ball deep...

Then he should drop deeper...? (Like Ings would)

Indeed. Saints tinted glasses I know, but imagine if Ings was playing out there now instead of Kane....

FFS McGuire

Half decent free kick klaxon

Shite free kick klaxon

I do miss reading Factless Allen's drivel ever since he blocked me shortly after the current Fratton Park club were formed. #badgeofhonour

Twenty minutes in and I can safely declare that this has got 0-0 written all over it

Has Kane touched the ball yet?

Good effort sterling!

Crap start

Shite free kick klaxon

My brain cells are far too worn out to remember that far back. I struggle to recall what I did yesterday

This is known as "agile" in my line of work

Cheryl (MLG Notes: yes, I know her surname is spelt with two Ds, but you try stopping me posting this picture...)

Funny you should mention that....

Girl

Nude (according to my imagination)

The same that happens every close season...?