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Fret ye not. I'm sure Batman would have over-reacted in the opposite direction had we taken our first half chances and won the game....

Decent write-up Wes, although just to correct you on one point... VAR didn't "rescue us" for their disallowed goal in the first half. The goal wouldn't have stood regardless of VAR, because the lino got it right. VAR would only have "rescued us" if the lino hadn't flagged and then VAR overruled his incorrect decision.

Fair point! (just realised it was the Liverpool away game that season in which we peformed well! Note to self: research before posting you tart! )

What? You mean we weren't relagated after a poor first game of the season performance...? Bizarre....

Decent enough first half, v poor second half. First game of the season so obviously too early to judge if this is a sign of things to come or just a blip, although that won't stop the usual SWF write-the-season-off-after-one-game brigade of course...

Bournemouth lost 4-0 at Burnley last season and finished higher than us... #perspective

So, what have we learned so far this weekend? Norwich, West Ham, Watford and Saints certain to be relegated based on their opening games. Gonna be a tight one...

Aaron Lennon is still playing football? Thought he retired years ago

Any particular reason why you waited until we were 3-0 down to comment on how poor the team sheet was?

And Brighton are challenging for the title (if we're to be consistent with such knee jerk logic)...?

Anyone know how Burnley managed to get an Oriental sponsor on the front of their shirts without an awful thick surround where we failed...?

Some of the more canny SWFers predicted a 0-0 to be fair...

Would have taken 0-0 before the start and looks like what we're going to get. Solid start.

3 minutes added time... #theVAReffect

How has Romeu not headed that on target?

Unlucky Redmond

The same chap that says Stephens is playing a blinder...?

Co-commentator praising Jack Stephens performance so far...

Isn't that an issue with his boots rather than him as a human being...? #benefitofthedoubt

This has got 0-0 written all over it

Ah, yes. Davo... of course cheers all

Who last wore the number 8 shirt?

Where the fipperty-gibbet were you yesterday when we needed you?!