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Footballer in not troubling Mensa membership acceptance committee shocker

*Lord's

This has got a batting collapse written all over it...

Gotta be worth an open top bus parade upon their return?

Gotta be Slattery from the 'clues'...?

Good to see Kieran Freeman included in this quartet. He was hailed as a "wonder-kid" when he joined the Saints academy from Dundee Utd in 2016 but has since suffered a meniscus tear sandwiched between two ACL injuries. There must have been fears for his future in the game after such a run of serious injuries but looks like he's now been given a clean bill of health. Will be interesting to see if he lives up to the original hype. https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?56726-Southampton-set-to-sign-starlet-Kieran-Freeman#.XSJhu8Yo80M

No sign of the fella on the LD Sports website...?

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Cheers for the insights Ross

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Only if its said by a Tory...? P.s. not forgetting Polly Toynbee who called it a "sinister, airless little grille"

I've been to see Jimmy Carr live and that joke is one of his tamer ones...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Under-Armour-Mens-Southampton-2019-20-Home-Football-Shirt-Top-New-Size-L-/223540853105

Hmmm....

Done [emoji106]

Football isn't as black and white as that. For example, Josh Sims struggled to get into the Reading team but was excellent and a game changer vs Spurs in his first game under Hassenhuttl. Different managers; different teams; different circumstances

I haven't felt this enlivened since the excitement at Saints on the first day of the transfer window

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Was just about to post the same... about bloomin' time!

https://www.90min.com/posts/6386429-sadio-mane-reveals-what-makes-jurgen-klopp-special-why-he-didn-t-want-to-sign-for-southampton Mane: "Southampton is a very good club, but I didn’t want to go there."

A perfect opportunity to clarify the squirrel significance and he ducked it. Make of that what you will

D1ck P.s. why is d1ck banned but penis, willy, knob and cock are fine?

David