trousers

Jesus

Do I need to dust off the earlobe detector?

They appear in the latest batch thankfully...

Call me mad, but I'm predicting a top half finish next season

Winnersh

@LeG... Does the "wow" simply relate to the fact that it's two players we're on the cusp of signing or is the "wow" a reflection of how good the as yet unnamed other signing is? #giveusaclue

Gong

Bale?

Post a photo of his earlobes and leave the rest to us. Cheers

Bikers

"Que voulez-vous dire qu'Arsenal n'a jamais été impliqué dans mon transfert à Southampton?! Ça doit être vrai Rupert, c'était partout dans Saintsweb et les lobes d'oreille de David Dein avaient été vérifiés FFS!! 🤬"

A really interesting read - cheers for posting 👍

Surely the only (slim) chance of Lallana coming back is if its on a pay-as-you-play basis?

I've put a call out for @THEVMAN to get the inside scoop on this

Anyone else getting a whiff of fish around here...? #definitelynotglasgow #nosiree

Buttocks

Fist

WBA promoted. Just two more relegation places to fill next season then

Genoa? No, never even seen her before #hereallweek

Why do refs often treat second yellows differently to first yellows? Blatant yellow card tackle there from the Barnsley player yet he just gets a talking to because he's already had a yellow. Gets my goat that does. And then Barnsley go on to score the winner...

Gabbiadini scores for Sampdoria

Come on Brentford!

The Laidly Worm of Spindleston Heugh, per chance?