trousers

From today's pre-match press conference.... Hasenhuttl: "Lemina.... it's a pity he's not back in training again because he has still problems this week... so he made a little bit more rest this week" Hope we kept the receipt for that 'minor surgery' he had yonks ago.....

Good of Spurs to doff a cap to us in their stadium opening ceremony...

The Saints are staying up

Get in Chelsea!

Is it me or are Brighton playing a 10-0-0 formation...?

Chomp chomp chomp

Textbook

Given nothing's changed, what on Earth were they talking about for 9 hours?

(the) briefcase

Congratulations to Portsmouth Community Football Club on winning the first competition in their history. Shame none of the fans were there to see it though. #boycottthecup

Only about 3 yards off side that one

Can't see us keeping Ralph anyway given "we are so going down"...

Indeed...

So... onto Monday's Indicative Votes Part 2 session then.... good chance of a "Customs Union backed by confirmatory referendum" proposal getting a majority....?

Govt loses by 58

149 I'm guessing a defeat of c.30 tomorrow

Isn't that a bit like trying to get a mate to go to Fratton Park with you and then dropping the option of having dinner at the local Harvester afterwards to try and convince him its a good idea?

Agree, but isn't that catch-22 territory? i.e. the same MPs that can't agree on anything would have to agree on holding a referendum...

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Letwin's 'Indicatative Votes' motion is passed 331 vs 287

To be fair, Norway were 2-1 up when Elyounoussi was subbed.

"Let's see how small we can print the name of the competition (or leave it out altogether) to entice the gullible and hypocritical boycottees to shell out on these..." P.s. I note they're still using the foundation date of the previous football club that played at Fratton Park on their badge.

Tom

You've been a member of this esteemed forum since November 2006 and you're asking that question of the intelligentsia on here....?

England 3-1 up with 30 mins left. Surely JWP o'clock...? Edit: nope, on comes Henderson...