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Fits of laughter in the 5live commentary box as Romeu "another holding midfielder" comes on

This has got 0-0 written all over it

Slightly earlier than the players then

Clarridge: "Martina hasn't got a clue what to do with the ball when he gets it. Been losing the ball all night."

He must have had some kind of relapse then. He's been out way longer than that (unless my memory is playing tricks on me)

How long do hamstring injuries tend to last? This one's been about 3 months now hasn't it?

5live commentator: "Ward-prowse's corners remind me of Beckham's".

Corner to Saints

Same here. Steve Clarridge on co-commentary though

First time Long and JRod have started together this season?

This. Although didn't someone say recently that he's injured again? Don't think he's featured for the U23s since before Christmas.

Not a patch on beetroot factory workers

You can...

Nordin Amrabat from Watford maybe...? http://trueafrica.co/article/dishwasher-premier-league-footballer-nordin-amrabat-signing-watford/ "From dishwasher to Premier League footballer" Would link up well with Boufal. All starting to make sense now. Guan's a crafty bugger all right.

Which? Best Buys. Normally a reliable source.

No, although I'm guessing a significantly larger percentage of 'remainers' are? (Compared with the 'leavers')

I do find it interesting (to coin a Puel phrase) that it now seems 'OK' (in particular, by a faction of remain voters) to derogatorily label the less intelligent in society as "thick". Surely there is nothing wrong or bad in not being blessed with as much intelligence as someone else? Are those who call people "thick" suggesting that we only let people of a certain intelligence level vote in elections and referendums? Where would you draw the line? Doesn't sound very socialist to me...

Davis is out (injured) and VvD has a niggle, so probably Reed and Yoshida in for those two.

Probably as many times as it takes someone to try and convince people that posting a hotel website photo of a hotel to show you've arrived when posting just your own would have been sufficient is 'normal'....

Are those prison bars in the background?

Indeed, well put IMHO. Not that you'll have much joy trying to convince the rocket scientists amongst us

1-1 Seager coming on