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Given Hull's financial irregularities and EFL sanctions thereof, I guess that comes under: "well, he would say that, wouldn't he?"

Even if we did it outside of the 72 hour 'embargo' we would still be in breach of Regulation 3.4 (albeit a lesser misdemeanor)

In a game of footballing misdemeanours Top Trumps, who wins out of us and Hull City? Financial irregularities > Having a sneaky butcher's at a training session, surely...?

Calling @Matthew Le God to the thread...

Attempted murder is still a crime if you fail in your attempt to murder someone... (Other analogies are available 🙂)

Assume it ok to conflate 'Restore' and 'Reform' parties on this thread...?

😂😂😂 "Players trying to assault Lampard"

The ball boy...?

12am according to my Sky Sports app...

The ball boy played it by the book IMO... There was already a ball on the touchline 'ready for play' so he'd have been wrong to release a second ball at that time 👍🏻

😂😂😂

Sky saying Tonda interview delayed due to him still being in discussion with the referee... Edit: here he is now....

The official EFL Championship twitter account don't seem to have any doubt about the play off finalists.... (* Yes, I know they couldn't post otherwise... #banter)

Yeah, hopefully 👍🏻

Hellberg saying they didn't have a plan to keep training if they lost... Congratulated us and refused to say any more when pressed... Under instruction not to say anything untoward or just being genuinely magnanimous...?

Players seem quite happy....

Well, quite... Apologies for my curiosity 🥳