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I think we'd all vote for utopia if there was evidence that it worked...

Reading that, you can see why some might say* that's why 'Corbynism' is most popular amongst the 'wanting something for nothing' generation.... (* Obviously, I wouldn't say that )

Hmmm.... Tempting... but one fears being ticked off by the forum intelligentsia....

"Championship standard"....

I like the cut of this Still fella's jib... #breathoffreshair

To pass on some advice from the DWP maybe?

Ah, not so good.... Wasn't it a groin injury that kept him out for a significant number of games last season, or is my memory playing tricks on me there? (might have been season before last actually)

Could explain why Downes had to be subbed after 36 minutes... maybe picked up an injury from a rash tackle? As I say, hopefully nothing serious....

And Bazunu not featuring in either game... Can we read anything into that...?

Downes coming off after 36 minutes... Hopefully nothing serious...

You couldn't be more wrong, but if it makes you happy thinking that's what I'm thinking then fill your boots...

BBC news presenters handing over to a live press conference and then talking over it with an unnecessarily long protracted introduction. Just shut the f**k up and let us listen to what they're saying you f**king imbeciles. Twats.

I've reported your post to the forum pragmatism police. They'll deal with you appropriately.

I disagree... The future is safe in their hands.... Oh... Ah....

Yeah, but gung-ho tactics aren't going to win you unbeaten run trophies, are they now...? 😉

Happy Birthday Ma'am

"Another geezer I know... His old man was French and his mother was French... He was a c....... " 😂

We should get Schlumberger in as a sponsor... (High-brow play on words for the forum intelligentsia there)

Fixed it for you...