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If you don't rate Still and would rather have Martin back, that's like saying you'd rather step in cat shit rather than dog shit. Whilst it's obviously far too early to write off Still, the more apt thread title would've been: "I'd rather have someone else than Still or Martin"...

Is Ings still a free agent? If so, just get him in FFS (If only for his knee slides for the upcoming game Vs Portsmouth Community FC)

Medal in the post! 😉 (You'll have to make do with patting yourself on the back in the meantime 🙂)

Despite @Matthew Le God reassuring us otherwise, none of our strikers are good enough for a club with automatic promotion ambitions. Discuss...

Early days but, alas, he's looking like a typical mediocre penny-pinching signing from Sport Republic. Are we ever going to splash the cash on a decent forward ever again? How many windows is it now since we haven't replaced Ings...?

Appreciated he's probably protecting himself, but Fernandes hasn't played anywhere close to £50m premier league level this afternoon

Game on!!!

We're bringing on a Brentford reject defender... If that doesn't salvage the game I don't know what will....

How many windows is it now we've not replaced Ings with a quality forward? 6? (Including this one it would seem) 0-2 FFS STILL OUT

Spors (one assumes)... Mara mkII... ?

How does a professional footballer (of any level) miss a sitter like that?

FFS

Downs on for Armstrong

Yep, that's north... 😉

Great minds... 😁

Dirty northern bastards

And yet our players meekly accept the decision... Get in the ref's face FFS...

But he'll be good this season because he was good two seasons ago, surely.... (c) MLG

Looks like knee ligament issue to me

Armstrong FFS

Not 3pm on a Saturday afternoon...

How many times does Armstrong want to "lash it into the side netting"...?

They had the shits a week ago... How long does it take to recover from that FFS? A couple of Imodium and job's a good 'un, surely...

I've got "Fabrice defends this statement within 27 minutes of it being posted" in the sweepstake. Come on Fabrice me ol' mucker... Don't let me down 🙏🏻