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Is he allowed to take all 5...? 😁

As if by magic... On he comes!

I know I'm sounding like a scratched record but I find it bizarre that he's not even getting 15 minutes in a tame game like this...

Apologies if already asked, but what's with the crap font for the names on the back of the Everton shirts...?

Why does it take the 4th official so f***ing long to operate that f***ing subs display board? FFS

That's a tad harsh... I've always felt your posts are quite reasonable...

Same as Ross Stewart then...?

Yep, doesn't make much sense on the surface. Need to 'spend' all his available minutes on games that matter IMO.

Has anyone fathomed out yet why Stewart isn't getting much needed game time...?

Would've had Stewart as a banker starter for this game.... Slight knock maybe...?

Source?

Indeed, but we were given mixed messages on this approach during the transfer window... One minute Russ is saying we can't go for players in the next price bracket up because it would mean breaking our strict wage structure then, days later, we're signing that very calibre of player in the goalkeeping position... Given the difference we've seen Ramsdale make between the sticks, if only we'd signed a similar calibre of player up top rather than fart around in the £10m - £15m bracket...

Try telling that to the *really* knowledgeable lady presenter on talksport yesterday afternoon who stated just that... #womenknowyourlimits

JWP has taken 26 penalties in his professional career and scored with 20 of them, i.e. a 77% success rate. Ings has taken 16 and scored 13, an 81% success rate... Tadic? Taken 101, scored 82; also 81% Obviously not as good as Rickie, but slightly better than "shit" I would venture... (For comparison, Ronaldo's success rate is 84% and Messi's 78%)

At the game. Decent approach play from us but too open at the back. Ramsdale frustratingly gesticulating at the manager every time we fail to close them down on the edge of the box. Would be another 2 or 3 down if it wasn't for a few superb saves from Ramsdale. (Although thought he could've come out to punch the ball for their first...? but was probably relying on our defenders to do their job though?) Wouldn't surprise me if we reverted to 3 at the back second half Dibling superb.

Is "tight hamstring" as believable as the club's "two weeks" mantra though...?

Agreed. I'm looking forward to next season already!

The twats I'm talking about are the ones that go to one Tesco store at a time...

People that put an 's' on the end of Tesco. Twats.

The use of the word "pivot" to describe a holding midfielder. Twats. (and don't get me started on "double pivot". Probably the same twats that trot out the hideous "From the get go" phrase.)

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I wish someone had eaten my cat before I had to spend £10k on repairing it....

Looks like it was tactical... BBD not a happy bunny... (The Chilean fans don't appear too impressed either)