trousers

The unbeaten run was triumphant though... (Yes, I know... I'm sure I'll let it go one of these days... 😁)

You bedwetter, you...

"Moving on" postponed... 😂

To be fair, it's also that time of the window where people tell other people to stop wetting the bed when, 3 months later, the 'bedwetters' are often proved correct...

2/10 #thickscouser #catholicpope #woodshittingbear

Cant Spors get on the blower to Trump to sort this out?

Without wishing to channel my inner MLG, there's only 12 days (8 working days) until the window closes....

As long as my puns don't get stollen I don't really mind

Could be wurst

Indeed. Would be a bizarre signing if Still himself didn't think he was much cop back then... Anyway, Dragan reassured us at the end of last season that they've learned from their mistakes, so I can't see us signing any mediocre players any time soon...

Anyone know of a decent creative attacking midfielder they could buy for £50m...?

Indeed. We'll walk League One...

Damn you and your swifter-than-mine wit, you critter

You're a massive cock (Now, where did I put my reading glasses....?)

Would be interested to know why Still didn't rate him enough to make him a regular starter....

Live footage just in from Spors' office cam.... #banter #tongueincheek #nottobetakenseriously

Jamie Donley will inevitably score for them given I've been saying all summer that I hope we sign him on loan... 😁

Oops, I missed off the winking emoji... #tongueincheek

I'm going to channel my inner Alpine Saint and call it two weeks early: Sport Republic have screwed up yet another transfer window, haven't they...? #runlikeabedandbreakfast

In French please

The 'scroll up' button is your friend...

Stewart and Downs out "due to illness"