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You say that, but someone sent Rudolf Schenker through the post once upon a time...

The usual idiots on Facebook responding to a "beware, there are kids knocking on people's doors" post with "yeah, but we all did it as kids..." No. No we didn't. Yes, the thick kids did. Us more intelligent children were clever enough to find stuff to do that didn't involve distressing or inconveniencing the local neighbourhood. Thick twats.

Not sure how worthy this is of discussion....?

It could be worse...

Indeed. The "told you so" syndrome has worked both ways on here on the past, and will continue to do so whilst human beings have different opinions... If we were comfortably nestled in mid-table right now, there'd be plenty of "told you so"s on the other side of the divide puffing their chests as we speak... If I had my way, we'd all be sitting on the fence rather than craving a medal for how "right" we are at any given moment in time....

Name 5 forum members who don't think our squad is anything other than "strong championship" level.... (Clue: you won't be able to)

What we should've done is keep the island and send anyone with an IQ less than 130 at the age of 11 there for the rest of their lives. Bingo! No more thickos!

The proliferation of bands/artists releasing "special" 20th/30th/40th/50th anniversary versions of old albums. Stop milking your gullible fans to boost your pension pots and start making some new music you lazy ****ing twats.

Make that 2-0

Relax... Since when has the current ownership group made any bonkers decisions during their tenure...? Ah...

I went through similar with my son at the same age... Happened to coincide with our slide down to League One and away days Vs Dagenham & Redbridge, so maybe tell your son l "it could be worse!"... He's now in his 20s and actually thanks me for "forcing" him to support Saints as he'd rather support a 'proper' football team than one of the plastics. Persevere!

Yeah, it's amazing how some people will defend certain managers against the grain...

Didn't someone post recently that Russ was given effective control and/or final say on recruitment this summer...?

I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but has anyone ever seen Lucy and @Fabrice29 in the same room together...?

Erm... Well, duh... That's how this game they call football works, Russ...! One team scores and the other team is then supposed to mount a comeback rather than go: "oh, bugger, that's messed things up somewhat... Hey ho... Never mind, there's always the next game" What a bizarre statement to come out with...

As chief forum fence-sitter I'm going to abstain. I've been hopeful that something might click, but it's looking less and less likely as each game passes. I've been minded to give him 10 games to sink or swim. So, what's that, another 4 games? Tick tock...

Was listening to it on the radio in the car. Was painful enough...!

Just got back in after an evening out. Caught the last half an hour. Any reason why Lallana didn't start? If he can only play half a game, it should always be the first half, not the arse end of a game when a result is already beyond reach. The only truly premier league quality outfield player we have and he spends 75% of the game on the bench...

However, the previous services are running late, so every cloud...

Assume he'll be knocking on our door when Ten Hag is sacked, given how much he rates Russ....?