trousers

This. MP will want to go out in a blaze of glory

Full time: 0-0 Good result

Silva goes off injured (Hamstring?) Aguero next please

What's the likelihood of Adkins returning as manager of the promotion side? That would put a few bums on seats too I would venture.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/20160426-rickie-lambert-return-kelvin-davis-testimonial-southampton-3080632.aspx

Why not just give the money to the Exchequer? That way you get to help build hospitals and stuff. Edit: apologies, that wasn't very helpful. Ignore me!

'ITK' winky thing or 'just having a guess' winky thing? Cheers

Alas, no. Was the shortest live broadcast press conference in living memory. Most talk was about whether Saints could take the next step up and become a regular top 6 club, or whether we've reached our glass ceiling. The enlightening answer, of course, was "maybe". Good work journos. One of these days they'll talk more in depth about the forthcoming match at the pre-match press conference, you never know...!

Koeman: "Charlie Austin still not fit for the weekend"

Pompey fan in selective history airbrushing shocker...

There's still a part of me that actually hopes they get promoted as that will be the trigger for them to start spending beyond their means. They've struggled in Division 4 even with the advantage they have over other clubs in terms of match day income. Just imagine how much more they'll struggle in Division 3 with the same resources. The temptation to overspend in order to be 'competitive' will be irresistible and is likely to lead to another crash. Whether that is more entertaining than watching them bumble along in Division 4 for another season (or more) is a close run thing. One thing is certain, there's still plenty of amusement coming our way whether they get promoted or not.

They'll win 4-3. Mark my words

How geno that?

Every cloud

Yes, and we'll probably dominated them too, like we did Everton...

2 points dropped. Frustrating.

How have we not scored there?

Yes!!!!! Great assist from Tadic

**** off

Tadic hits the bar! FFS