trousers

I agree. The bloated state does indeed need cutting back.

James Blunt - Moonlanding

Coalition partner in pre-election scaremongering shocker....

Voting doesn't work on my android phone

Filch

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2886213/Speeding-club-fines-offensive-tweets-Eljero-Elia-Mario-Balotelli-wrong-reasons.html

---> Rallyboy Merry Christmas and a Nutjob New Year to one and all.

Alpine's going to be confused ....Saints announcing a player signing BEFORE the start of a transfer window

I suspect it was a thinly veiled Koeman dig at the Premier League for the "crazy" Christmas fixture list.

@SouthamptonFC: Koeman: "My mind is on preparing well for Friday's game. I don't think about the @chelseafc game - I can't prepare for two games." #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: Koeman: "Maybe I can't start with the same team from Friday on Sunday. We will see that on Saturday." #saintsfc

@SouthamptonFC: Koeman on Dusan Tadic: "He had some days off and some therapy, and he looks normal like he did before." #saintsfc

Pre-match conference.... Journo: "If Arsenal came in with a massive bid for Schneiderlin would you sell?" Koeman: "No, we don't sell anyone in January"

@bigadamsport: #saintsfc Dusan Tadic trained with squad today and will travel to #cpfc on Boxing Day

@SouthamptonFC: Koeman on links with Eljero Elia: "He's one of the players on our list to bring in in January. It's still not done but I'm interested." @SouthamptonFC: Koeman: "We will need at least one player up front. [Elia] is a good option - I believe in the qualities of the player." #saintsfc

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC LIVE: Watch coverage of @RonaldKoeman's pre-@CPFC press conference shortly – #saintsfc [video=youtube_share;S4Y6HR0HU90]

In Fonte's absence, who'll be captain for this? Either Schneiderlin, Steve Davis or Alderweireld I guess. Toby would be my choice.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?52780-Crystal-Palace-Build-Up-Thread

A bit of both

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Ah, Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd....another poster with an 'interesting' posting pattern.....make of that what you will....

First time for everything

Any closer to understanding now?