trousers

I knew there must have been a good reason why he never signed for us....

This

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31112962

Just to make me laugh a smidgen louder, please tell me that they don't have a cancellation clause in the loan agreement....

Drivers who think they have right of way when joining a motorway when in fact its the other way around. If there isn't space to join the motorway then wait rather than force me to brake FFS.

Following drivers into a multistory car park who then insist on parking in the first available space and then taking at least 3 minutes to do so.

@SouthamptonFC: GOAL: @ChelseaFC 5-3 #SaintsFCU21s (@B_M321 57) @SouthamptonFC: Centre-half @B_M321 turns in @DomGape's cross at the far post. #SaintsFCU21s are mounting an unlikely comeback here! [5-3] m.twitter.com/SouthamptonFC

@SouthamptonFC: GOAL: @ChelseaFC 5-2 #SaintsFCU21s (@JakeHesketh 54) @SouthamptonFC: #SaintsFCU21s' @JakeHesketh forces it home after Josh Sims had prodded past Beeney, though it may already have crossed the line. [5-2] m.twitter.com/SouthamptonFC

People that don't cancel their right turn indicator when exiting a roundabout. You're not turning right anymore, you're turning left, so indicate as such you ****ing ****s

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Pap in 'has something in common with Jeremy Clarkson' shocker

@SouthamptonFC: GOAL: @ChelseaFC 5-1 #SaintsFCU21s (@Ryan_Seager 44) @SouthamptonFC: #SaintsFCU21s pull one back through @Ryan_Seager, who collects @SamGallagher40's lay-off and rifles home a beauty. #saintsfcu21s [5-1] m.twitter.com/SouthamptonFC

@SouthamptonFC: OFFICIAL: We're delighted to announce that #SaintsFC have completed a #deadlineday move for Filip Djuricic. http://t.co/HIc8fuFfOH/s/kvNe

@SouthamptonFC: Sorry to keep you waiting. We've got some #deadlineday news for you coming up in a few minutes' time... #saintsfc http://t.co/gSkdPyxvDy/s/7zJW

5-0

4-0

3-0

Chelsea 2 nil up after 13 minutes

....anyone....

Isgrove not included. I guess he must be injured given he wasn't part of the senior squad yesterday either.

A comment from a German friend who is a Mainz supporter: "Interesting. He played only 11 times last year, Maybe he didn't fit to our system. Our manager critizised him, that he needs more pace and energy...."

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@jordansibley: @SimonPeach 11:15 on #DeadlineDay and I haven't heard from you. Do I need to file a missing persons report?! #prayforpeach