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Lampard scores for Man City..... who's writing the script this weekend?

Man Utd Spurs

Forster Clyne - Fonte - Gardos - Bertrand S Davis - Wanyama - Cork Tadic - Pelle - Long Subs: K Davis, Targett, Alderweireld, Reed, Schneiderlin, Mane, McQueen

Lallana on.... minus beard

Lovren wiped out by his own player. Head injury. Looks nasty.

Koeman interview:

Lineker interviewing Koeman on Final Score now

2-0

Crooks and Claridge fawning all over Saints on Final Score

#crisis #meltdown #exodus #relegation

In favour of which outcome (did they say)?

#meltdown #crisis #firesale

Yes!!!!!

Adam Blackmore @bigadamsport #saintsfc Koeman on Artur Boruc:"I spoke to Artur yesterday.The best for everybody and his future was that he played in another team, but that wasn't possible. He is a Southampton player and if he gives everything and has the right spirit, maybe I will change."

Koeman: Sadio might be on the bench if he gets back in time. Supposed to be arriving in the UK tomorrow but "needs to get his passport stamped first"

@SouthamptonFC: PRESS CONFERNECE: @RonaldKoeman's pre-#NUFC press conference takes place at approximately 3.00pm BST. Watch live: https://t.co/3sAObraZgn/s/TToR [video=youtube_share;qw1n7OMlJLo]

Yay.... the 1980s.....my favourite decade

That wouldn't be long time SNP supporter Martin Gilbert of Aberdeen Asset Management per chance?

I just ask the questions. I'm not clever enough to know the answers

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11089388/North-Korea-backs-Scottish-independence.html

If the Tories are "pariahs" in Scotland with 412,855 Scottish votes in the 2010 general election, I wonder what word best describes the SNP who attracted 3% more votes?

You can't beat a good old fashioned conspiracy theory... http://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2014/09/10/london-devious-plans-for-scotland-independence-referendum.html

Maybe they could divert the huge sums that were raised for a certain engagement manager's court case fighting fund last year. Talking of which, whatever happened to that....? Maybe it ended up in the same pot as the 'kids get in free' prize money they won....

http://news.stv.tv/scotland-decides/news/291490-standard-life-plan-b-to-transfer-operations-down-south-if-yes-vote/