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Stoke hit the post Then Stirling misses a sitter

As it stands...

West Ham 1 Newcastle 0

Gerrard on the bench and Lambert starts. Free kick and penalty duty for Rickie?

Try telling that to the voices in my head. It was one of them that told me it was schizophrenia. Gits. They're always telling me to say the wrong thing just to make me look a fool on Saintsweb.

Great article and interview. Deserves its own thread IMO

Last season's figures...

I had the same thought when listening to it live

Part of me thinks we'll maintain this form over the coming weeks and part of me thinks it'll all go pear shaped fairly soon. Any other schizophrenics out there?

@SouthamptonFC: Koeman: "We've played 12 games now. I haven't seen one team better than we [are] - maybe we will on Sunday." #saintsfc

Koeman: "Steven Davis doubtful for the game on Sunday but will train with the group tomorrow and we'll decide after that whether he can be included in the squad" "Gallagher and JWP need 2 or 3 more weeks to be fully fit"

If someone gave Miliband a bit of what Osborne was on (allegedly) then he might start making sense.

@SouthamptonFC: LIVE: Watch coverage of @RonaldKoeman's pre-@MCFC press conference, which begins shortly - http://t.co/idYyBnqhDg/s/xxeT #saintsfc [video=youtube_share;mHQ3HnT-QBs]

It would seem I agree with the Scots. There's a first time for everything

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/portsmouth-football-club-agents-fees-2109212.aspx

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/loanee-shrugs-off-links-1-6444548

Yep, because the police have never been known to 'manipulate' evidence.... (I'm not for one minute suggesting they might have done in this case of course)

Playing the Devil's Advocate card (for once), I assume a judge doesn't need 100% proof that he said "pleb" to be able to declare that that is indeed what was said? I've never quite understood how anyone can be found guilty when it comes down to one person's word against another. Surely such cases will always be inconclusive. Is a judge duty bound to come up with a verdict one way or the other in cases such as this or could he have delivered an inconclusive verdict if he'd wanted to?

"Liverpool join Sunderland and Norwich in the race for Exeter's highly-rated Matt Grimes" http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/379782/Liverpool-join-Sunderland-and-Norwich-in-the-race-for-Exeter-s-highly-rated-Matt-Grimes Exeter's player of the season at the age of 18. Yes, I know "it's only Exeter" but that's still a notable achievement for an 18 year old.

You just know that things will go tits up once the likes of Savage start bigging us up.

I would

Sad news. RIP. Disappointed to see that some papers are publishing photos of the moment that Sean Abbott was told the news. That poor fella has got enough to contend with without having cameras thrust in his face.

Glenn Hoddle still not on Matt's Christmas list then....