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Analogy-tastic

Start gently then build up

Nibble. Nibble. Nibble

Ok..."we had a ****ing bigger ****ing allocation last season. FFS"

Sound effects machine ran out of batteries. Been getting a lot of use out of it lately....

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC We’re heavily subsidising tickets and travel for the trip to @SwansOfficial on Saturday 3rd May – #SaintsFC’s final away game of 2013/14. So, tickets for the trip to @SwansOfficial will be priced at £5 for adults and just £1 for Under-16s and Over-65s! #saintsfc Strange gesture for a club that's in a "difficult" financial situation...

This. It's only football.

I'd go for this too. Harsh on Cork but I would like to see Big Vic given some match time.

1st

Chomp. Chomp. Chomp

Has Dean Hammond played many games this season? Would be good to see him return to st Marys with Leicester next season

Where did you hear it from?

This

Played superbly in the first half. 1-1 at half time would have been a fair reflection. Dreadful non-decision was a game changer. Concened for JRod. Lambert my MotM. Morgan a close second. Onwards to Cardiff.

Save Gazza!

Gazza....wtf?

Toure = cheat

@jordansibley: No confirmed news on Jay's injury. Word from dressing room at half time was that he will be assessed once swelling has gone down. #saintsfc

Man City slicing us open too easily now

Gary Lineker ‏@GaryLineker I think even @VincentKompany when he comes in for MOTD tonight will admit City's 2nd goal was offside.

He's not wrong

Arseholes Gazza mistake

It wasn't close Owen you clown - it was clearly offside

Cock

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