Matthew Le God

Ok, on your "non normal flights", can you breakdown how you fit this into the space of 48 hours...? Kenya to Spain to Uganda to Kenya to England to France to Kenya

Did you know Pablo Escobar?

I'm puzzled how in the space of 48 hours you can do Kenya, Spain, Uganda, Kenya and Kenya, England, France, Kenya and do anything meaningful whilst in Europe for such a short amount of time. I also imagine customs at Heathrow/Gatwick will be asking you about such unusual travel movements! There won't be much love and light when he gives you a cavity search!

In white text at the bottom of that post it says... "He hasn't sent me anything, he is bull****ting"!" That message has been hidden in that post the whole time! Highlight over it and see!

Is Skeletor fellating him?

An inconsistent story unravelling!

I did not request you send me a picture via private messaging. I asked why you lied in a thread by saying you had sent me one, when you had not. There is a significant difference!

How is that in any way relevant? Plus in any case I named Shilton, who was at Saints in the 1980s. Puzzled why you think that. I rank players and talk about the game all the time. I'm used by two companies to do so and in the case of Southampton there is more publicly available information of my opinions of their players than anyone else in the world. I have no idea what you are on about here. What scores and why would potential be relevant?

Davis has never been of a decent Premier League quality. Far better options available such as Shilton, Flowers, Niemi, Boruc, Forster and McCarthy.

Not sure how that would work in reality... Forster won't leave unless he decides to leave and another club wants to sign him. His wages will put a lot of clubs off.

Sure, but the priority for any money we do spend shouldn't really be on probably our best covered position. Do you not agree?

With Lemina, Hojbjerg and Romeu, that is probably the one area of our squad we don't need to spend out on this summer.

Have you already forgotten you posted this? I didn't receive a photo.

Ronan Curtis is not British.

You evidence for that is...? Our wagebill budget still dwarfs Brighton and Huddersfield.

From my surveillance team outside a Kenyan night club late last night...

Or perhaps Dean Coombes is a time traveller and went into the future saw Ekon's post and then travelled back into the past and tweeted it before Ekon We can't disprove that at the moment... so it must be a possibility... right?

Nice try! Kenyan time is 2 hours different from UK time. Not 11 hours! Plus in any case, Twitter lists tweets in order of time, the tweet by Dean Coombes I read yesterday and appears earlier in timelines. Ekon's only appeared 2 hours ago!

It originated on twitter from this account on Saturday evening... and Ekon tweeted it on Sunday morning... https://twitter.com/OkerekeEkon/status/1003181587230527488 ................. Ekon was about 11 hours later!

From my surveillance team at Lake Victoria...

Ross Wilson was at the club when we signed... van Dijk Cedric Gabbiadini Lemina Hojbjerg Austin Romeu McCarthy Bednarek Sure the club have had some **** ups in that time as well, but the above list are all good signings.

Putting transfer rumours in the press that then don't happen doesn't give the club a meaningful PR boost. If anything it makes the situation worse as it ****es the fanbase off.

Will Wood had a trial with Accrington in February, he has known for a long time he was leaving and Saints help find them new clubs.

According to...?