DG

One day they'll surprise us. I wonder if it's today.

Turning it off just in case.

Just got in from work and saw the score (apologies in advance if this goes south).

Balls.

4 months too late but here's hoping the new manager bounce is enough, assuming it doesn't take 6 months to find someone (and someone who isn't ****e).

I wonder what's like to win 3-0.

Sack him at half time and put a kit bag in charge.

Well that's us down then. Woo.

Amazing we aren't dead and buried already, shows there is hope if we get rid of the clown in charge.

We're not scoring at home again this season. Down.

That was the chance.

Doomed.

We limp on!

Sack everyone and start again, assuming we aren't bust.

Other teams picking up unexpected result while we still struggle with the same old ****. Was resigned to relegation back in November but it's still so frustrating, the league is so poor, it would be so easy to stay up.

What is this weird feeling.

Probably.

Bournemouth 3 up.

Thank Christ. Would a win be asking too much?

Bournemouth 2 up.

Davis is poison.

Bournemouth beating Chelsea

Give the ball away immediately. The fightback is on.

The fact that the league is so trash makes this all the more criminal.

It's impressive how every level of the club is infested with idiots. Every other person on the face of the earth can see the problem.