JoeShmoe

If he doesnt want to come, doesnt matter what we offer. TBF you can understand why the Italian CF in a WC year wants to be in the CL, not at a mid tier English side

What's the record for fastest goal by a debutee?

Loved the way all the eng fans got behind him, not like a Rooney, he's someone you can relate too. One thing he'll get a good reception now in his away games On a serious note eng look much better as a team with a target man, they did with Caroll as well Rooney is finished, as a centre forward anyway, did nothing, offers nothing

Love the eng fans all singing do-do-do-do They know a proper football hero, not like Rooney

Lol, all the players tweeting, what a boy

What's happened to Joe Hart

Looks like our offer is just smoking out other clubs and no doubt his agent is peddling him everywhere

Gavin Redfern ‏@djphatboy76 18m @saintmark76 just saw on a sainints fc rumours forum usually crap but wanted to get confirmation and there you have it....

One half of me hope he plays, the other half thinks the timing of this game is hard to believe and want him back safe and sound for Sat If anyone deserves it though its Rickie

I'm fairly sure we can agree terms with Roma but i'll be amazed if he chooses to come here

A few of the random rumour sites talking about us swapping Aaron Cresswell for Billy Sharp with Ipswich I'd definitely do that, give them Fox as well

If he's still available then watch Wenger or someone else in the top 4 do the usual trolley dash

I wouldn't worry, there's bob hope of him coming here, he wants to play at a higher level/bigger club

He simply does not want to come here as Banega and Damiao didn't, isn't happening

So it sounds as if gaston has had this full pre season everyone wanted him to have and he is still a lightweight luxury player who won't last 60 mins and doesn't actually deliver much I would take 12m for from abroad and spend it on Banega

What about Alderwied from Ajax?

...In which case it failed pretty spectacularly

Ignore that **** mate, laugh at these 18 year olds who think they're real men I took both my kids when they were 3 and they loved it but as has been said take things for them to do

Hooper stretchered off for Norwich

Vella sounds good, can he play up front

We should now immediately be in for the lad from Spurs or Trippier. Anyone who watched Fox live last year, instead of the usual Internet warriors, will know how he simply isn't good enough and his lack of positional sense unbalances the team Shaw will be lucky to play half a season

Same as last year then, score at will, can't defend Saying that think with Maya and Clyne back we'd be a better team

Any streams?

Not got a lot on today Barry? Perhaps get outside mate, bit of fresh air

I think JWP needs to bulk up a bit. He is still young so has some growing to do but for me he has to get in the gym and get physically stronger. If and when he does that and retains his energy he's definitely got the potential to be very good