Bad Wolf

Anyone seen the outside of JWP walking off with Paddington Bear? Getting a bit much now, you'd think he was dead...

Think Russell confirmed last week that if JWP leaves, Stephens will be captain.

Almost as cringe as "Liverhampton"

What's a captain there for if not that?

No early morning presser? I thought Martin had insisted on 8:30am going forward so didn't interrupt training.

IF the JWP move gets delayed and he plays for us Saturday, would he be captain? I'm all for him playing if the move is still a few days away but not sure about him being the one everyone looks to for commitment inspiration!

I honestly liked it and then I saw the picture of him and it somehow brought me back to reality. Good bloke, appalling businessman. Kinda the opposite to Rupes.

I joined in with that one. I'm ashamed of myself for some of the things I've chanted at football matches as a teenager

Even if the move does fall apart (it won't) he'll still go, just to Fulham or Brighton or someone. Maybe even Chelsea and all it'd do is slow us down in getting our targets in.

We were about 16 at the time and one of the stewards seemed drunk and kept telling me what they do to "gas head" fans every time they see them in town.

I was at that game. It was the one where Phillips scored against us and shouted "THAT'S WHO THE FUCK I AM!" after we'd spent the last hour quizzing on him who he was. I think that was it.

Yes same!!! Now you say it, that's exactly what happened to us. He must have got sent off without a red card or something because I absolutely remember not knowing we'd played with 10 men until the next day.

Not something I did as such but Bristol City away, I think it was 2008; We lost 2-1 and when we scored (most ridiculous thing is, I think we were 2-0 down so we were still losing) there was a massive bundle. It was February I think and freezing cold and during said bundle, I had scolding hot tea poured all over my head and within about 10 seconds, that horrific burn turned into ice cold! It was extremely uncomfortable.

I believe that's a compliment these days.

Wonder what JWP had for lunch today. Wonder what he's having for dinner. Bet it was jellied eeles 😭

Didn't dry them, just rinsed the juice and slapped them into the wrap! Honestly, lads, give it a go.

You'd think so wouldn't you. I forgot to mention that it had baked beans in it as well but without the juice.

I wouldn't say nothing - I discovered a great wrap combination earlier - Cream cheese, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and raw chillis. Highly recommended.

I thought the hole idea of accepting this West Ham offer was that we got Downes on loan? Otherwise we should have just wait, got a few more games out of JWP...Someone would have paid the asking price!

We'd have got Luton! They only came out one ball before Pompey too by the looks of it.

I dunno, as an actual auty myself (I may have mentioned it once or 800 times), this is exactly the sort of crap I come out with when emotion clouds my rationality and I take leave of context.

100% this Football fans have a certain autistic quality about them

Remember when the club were going to bin him off to Watford a few years ago? You also have fans demanding we get shot of Paul, McCarthy, Lyanco etc. Funny how this "NO LOYALTY IN FOOTBALL" crap doesn't work both ways.

Wait until he realises Channon left and MLT was desperate to sign for Spurs and only stayed because his wife didn't want to leave the area.

One yeah, the image isn't real but the fact Fab says it's happening means it is. He's generally the most reliable twitter journo.