Suhari

That's not enough if you don't chuck it into the box.

Bet he's nowhere near Mohamed Elyounoussi.

Raise the Colours?

Why does the worstestest things have to happen to the bestestest fans and team. Ever. ?

Is he car-pooling with Rudi Skacel?

I thought he looked decent on his (very) few appearances. Plenty of experience too. Strange he didn't get more game time. Maybe he just didn't settle here?

Yes.

My cat is called Leo. He has just walked in. True story.

Think you may have spelt 'deeply disappointed' incorrectly.

My wife has said similar.

Didn't he fuck about last year, not able to make up his mind about a move?

What damage did Welington do and how long is he out for?

Think I'll give this a watch. Do like a Sunday lunchtime comedy. Carry on up the Ibrox.

Still having a real go at their manager. Coaches having a few handbags.

Fuck. Cracking free kick.

It's getting tasty now.

And straight away she scores!

Manning!!!!!

Tidy play that. Needed a shot though.

We need some sexynun, Norwegian pole-vaulters.

Presumably that would mean another MF coming in for us.

AA and Downs coming on. I do like that Will tends to go for it.

I bet he absolutely shat himself when the armed coppers came at him!

Ohhh. Great pass from Azaz Archer just offside. I think that is going to become a very useful partnership.

Possible attempted shooting at Stamford Bridge, according to TwitterX. Guy arrested carrying gun and ammo. Crikey.