Suhari

Tidy play that. Needed a shot though.

We need some sexynun, Norwegian pole-vaulters.

Presumably that would mean another MF coming in for us.

AA and Downs coming on. I do like that Will tends to go for it.

I bet he absolutely shat himself when the armed coppers came at him!

Ohhh. Great pass from Azaz Archer just offside. I think that is going to become a very useful partnership.

Possible attempted shooting at Stamford Bridge, according to TwitterX. Guy arrested carrying gun and ammo. Crikey.

Ray Charles in midfield. Says Joe Tessem.

Bit of pressure from them. This is entertaining.

Decent couple of attacks. Good effort Azaz.

Injured after being named as a starter today. Possibly moving somewhere?

Disallowed goal for Watford. Blatant foul.

Wasn't Alpine Saint in Austria? Do I now need to post in character?

Fuck it. Paid to watch on the website. Greetings from 'Austria'.

Can't find a working stream...

Reasonable line up, but 3CBs again. Ah well. And an interesting late change...let's see. Looking forward to this one today. What are the goto streams nowadays?

It's a good day to be ginger. (Doesn't happen that often, believe me).

Da fuck?

Why is South Park Towely in that?

But, but....... wasn't he a useless cunt 3 days ago?

Has she got a nun's uniform? Or....perhaps we move on to athletes now...?

She can grip my pole.

Still remember it being pink. Mandala effect.

Hard to work that into a chant though.