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This is my hope. Probably a forlorn one though. Adams/Armstrong/Edouard would seem to give us great options up front. Having Redmond etc 'fill in' just doesn't work.

Shame he had such a shit attitude. Think he could've been a fantastic player. Glad he's gone though. Presumably we'll see a new signing pretty soon.

In any window never, ever, sign less players than Norwich or Fulham.

I'd guess it is more to do with wages. Either way, we're clearly fucked financially.

An out of the blue signing? Nice. I know nothing about him, but given that his name is (almost) an anagram of Demilunes I am sure he will be a good defender.

He's okay. But he's no Jankewitz.

Soggy biscuit.

The 'paused for now' comments on Armstrong are interesting. And a bit strange. Not sure I've seen that with a transfer before. Does it mean everything is agreed and we need to find some ££ from a sale first? (free up wages? generate the transfer fee?) Maybe he's second choice, and we're waiting on developments with other targets? Or the report could be bollocks.

Reports suggested Ings only wants to go to Utd or City. Wonder where the truth lays.

Ahh. Forgot about him.

Would this be the first active PL player arrested for such a thing? In which case that'd be another groundbreaking first for our dugout-inventing friends.

I am clinging to the hope that we could tempt Celtic with a swap deal involving FF & Moi.

Presumably Obafemi? Wonder if Moi would fancy it.

Wonder if Man Utd will step in, now Rashford is out for a few months.

I've just filled the car up. Anyone with a map and a couple of bags of M&Ms who wants to share the driving?

Redmond would've scored.

Goal sponsored by Nandos, West Quay?

I had an idea for a Neil Shipperley look-a-like. Just don't have the bollocks to share it.

Is he not taking over from Big Al at Talksport? Always thought that was nailed on.

Earlobe forensics not an option sadly. Glad the posters have confirmed via the often unreliable follical method.

Long, Obiwanfemi, N'Dundunlandudu, Valery. Surely all decent options for them.

The benefit would be his impact on the team around him. I think we'd improve with an experienced Johnny Evans type signing. As you say: if he couldn't manage a consistent run of games then that value is reduced. Clearly we'll get someone if JV is off. Will be interesting to see whether it's a young upcoming, or older head that comes in.

Is he better that what we have?

Would we try for Toby as part of the deal? Could be some value in that.

Encouraging to see links to some decent players. Around our budget too. Hope we can get a couple more in pronto.