Suhari

Ralph would pick Jose.

Sam Gallagher?

I just remembered: we're always better in the second half. No problemo.

Energy, press, zip, drive. I remember when we used to do that stuff.

Awful half of football. On the plus side: we've managed to drag the down to our level.

Jankiwitz?

Really like Diallo. He's going to be a fantastic player. But he's so off the pace after his injury. Not sure he'll see out this match.

Better. When we up the tempo.

Do we want to win, or just not get stuffed?

Turgid.

Well here's one for your old man. Cheers, sir.🍺

Must be soul-destroying for the youngsters. I wonder what investment is needed to revamp the set up, scouting, coaching etc? Do we have any ££ for this?

Record similar to Neil Shipperley?

No injuries, so we're fresh for Sunday?

Pubs are open, remember.

What is the point of subs now?

I'm glad we're resting our subs for Sunday.

Not heard that before!

I'm glad we have automisms.

How about a run out for Jankiwitz (or whatever his name is).

We going down now?

VAR is shit. Should've been a goal. We'd be fuming if it'd been at the other end. Let off for us there.

Ligue a caixa preta, tio Reed.

"Striker shake up"....."Two signings planned before 23 May." Ohhh. Speculation season!

Up to 36 points. Safe enough for exclusivity anyone?