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Thinking back: he joined at 18 years old. And played a fair number of games in his first season - at a higher level than we are now. Surely he had interest from elsewhere? Makes the fact he has re-signed all the sweeter.

But..but...but.... 'Free South Africa, you dumb ****' Love that film......no way anywhere near football related. For which I apologise.

Really happy with this. A good keeper who could step in a do a job for us (as proved last season); and who will only get better. Still very young in GK terms. Great news. I reckon he will own the no. 1 shirt inside 3 seasons.

Any sign of Seabourne?

So is Pilchards there in an 'unofficial' capacity? We have our very own secret squirrel on the board?

Good points. Would you rather Saints be top dogs for the next 20 years, or NEVER again beat them in a derby match; laugh at them getting stuffed a home to a nothing team; or **** yourself at their latest managers masage exploits? Hmmmmmm...

True. However, according to some posters on here he would probably do a better job for us than Wotton.

This. We do not exist. We are sharing the same collective dream. A bit like Vanilla Sky and The Matrix. Outside of our conciousness Pulis captains England, and Lowe is viewed as a legend who has transformed the beautiful game. In the real world we just beat Real Madrid 4-0 in a pre-season, and are odds-on to win the Euro-Premierleague for the third year in a row. It's true - the cat just told me. Or maybe the Merlot.

An ITKer on world porn, on a footie website? Are we about to sign Justin Fashanu?

What about the Frogs, Eitays and Belgians. Benders the lot of them. Clearly a fix.

Ace. ......and the adverts are great too.

Picked up a copy of 'The Curious Indcident of the Dog in the Night-Tie'; was well thought of when it came out a few years back. Somehow though I can't get the enthusiasm to start it...... Is it worth reading?

2. Is it Wenger?

20 questions to get the name?

Really liking this show. The first one was weakest of them so far - was a bit disappointing. Have laughed at lot at every episode though. Morgan Freeman Lamb; Basil Brush holocaust denier; 'You might be Keyser Soze but you wouldn't know good theatre if it grabbed your **** in the park'

Died tonight aged 61. Great player, superb entertainer, complete nutter. RIP.

Mar......Marmoset. mmmmm; monkey spread.

Looks like a nasty case of 'pink hand syndrome'. Do people recovering from Malaria normally have to lay off the beer?

Pretty sure I applied to this job. Was an advert via an agency about 2 months ago for a Commercial Manager for a 'major sports club on the south coast'; responsibilities being leading the ticket sales, sponsorship, marketing, corporate stuff. Chucked my CV in speculatively and didn't get anywhere (I don't really have the background tbf). Can't think of too many other places it could have been.

Good signing. Completely out of the blue it seems. Can we therefore assume that there is now no longer such a thing as an 'ITK poster'? Death to the rumours, long live the unexpected, quality signings.

Always loved his act, in a kind of 'why the hell am I finding this funny?' way. Young age to go too. RIP.

Into the last 16. Good team. Technique, movement, passing, teamwork, tempo. Really entertaining. If England could play like that I would be very happy.

Some of the Japanese players at the world cup are excellent. The striker, Honda, CDAJFU. Excellent touch.

Children's parties?

NC is the new Chuck Norris! BTW - type 'Where do I find Chuck Norris' into Google, and choose 'I'm feeling lucky'. Old, but fun.