Suhari

Did the QPR manager use to be a gigalo?

Trying some neat through balls. Not quite getting it right.

Liking Downes. Always wanting the ball, head up, directing play.

Offside goal for them. Very shaky at the back. Initial good save from Bazunu though.

Nuts. Good strike. Fucking typical.

No end product that fella.

Edozie!!!!!!

It's working for me. iFollow, my Macafee VPN on and set to Australia.

The match is listed onSaintsplayer, but I didn't renew my subscription. Maybe I'll give that a go.

Wondering if you can use iFollow and a VPN? I'm looking into that now....

Actually it does in Edge. No sound though.

Can't get this one working, sadly.

We do need another main striker of course. But surely there's enough in that 11 to be top 6? Or am I stupidly optimistic?

Time he did. Showed some nice touches and a couple of decent finishes last season. Sadly does seem to show the symptons of 'lazyfuckercantbearsedness'. Tella stepped up big time in the Champ last season of course, so maybe Mara can deliver a similar surprise?

To be fair we still haven't replaced the goals we lost with SRL and Mane.....!

I think Fraser and Holgate would be solid, experienced signings: good for the Championship. We've all been crying out for some experience to sit alongside the kids for a while: Mee, Coady etc. Now we've got it. Are they world-beaters? No. But they bring some useful qualities and, um, experience. The frustration is the assumption of 'Tella is going, and Fraser is the replacement '. Personally I am going to wait a week and see what happens before shitting the bed and kicking the cat.

£10M is a lot of money for a very shitty beer.

Do we think Tall Paul would gamble his balls?

A Pardew/Fonte scenario?

Surely if we wanted him we'd have signed him? Not to be arrogant: but with the RM connection. Unless we don't want to spend any ££?

It's starting to get a litlle bit squeeky bum time. SR did shell out a good amount of ££ last season. Would like to think they are happy to do so again, but maybe the ill-conceived 'spend to save us' January fun was too much for Dragan. Hopefully there's a busy last week before anything SLAMS shut. And a win on Saturday too, of course.

Do what?

Buy a Lyanco, get a Tall-Paul for half-price.

You know Saggy Chops would sign Lyanco. (Or maybe his dog would).

Terrific player this guy. Really good. Definitely worth £35M of any oil-rich nation's cash. Bargain.