Ohio Saint

I find that offensive as I am a lifelong ****

Chorus: (as Coolio) Gonna give up all my life, Livin' in a wetter's paradise, Nothin good will come to pass, Gonna keep my head right up my arse

Runt

Walk into the light. Walk into the light.

Football boots are made of puppy kisses and rainbows. Sometimes the colours just kinda leak out. Anything else I can help you with?

I don't have the words to put into perspective what he has done for all of us. Thank you.

We are all waiting for the announcement too....this is why we are talking drivel.

I was tea-bagged by Roy walker once.

Even after all these years I am STILL amazed at your twaddle.

Lazy Susan. Very good.

Why is this guy wearing his head backwards?

Guan has used one of his posts already. No news today then.

I put my jobs in plastic bag and post them to the taxman. Sometimes I mix in some wee wee too.

Is this your first time on the interwebs?

OK, I have enough info on what will be allowed to give the banner a go now. Lallana! You are gender non-specific genitalia. Clatenberg was right, and you have your head up the tail end of your own digestive system!

Bloody hell! You actually read it!!

um....I reckon the burden of proof lies with you in this case. HTH

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I'll wait until the OP is fixed before I call him a bedwetter or a happy clapper.

Am I drunk? Nah, maybe it's the OP

You can find a naked pic of the Queen with Google. That doesn't make it real.

How the hell do the Daleks think they will control the universe with THAT attitude?

I agree with Washsaint. I'm no bedwetter, but my adult nappies are getting a tad moist these days.

[h=2]acromioclavicular joint resection[/h]In my day, we had this done at the barber shop. A shot of whisky, and a rope to bite on.

Get with the programme!!