Ohio Saint

I misread the title as [h=2]Internal fights in Oz. Advice required.[/h] I was going to suggest a baseball bat.

Workers of the world disunite! Huh?

Actually, that post reminds me of that introduction to the internet that probably most older new users had to undergo. I went through it 14 years ago. You read the kind of stuff that you've never seen before, and actually think about it for a while until you realise what it is. For the record, people do not steal your kidneys and leave you in a bath of ice, KFC do not breed beakless chickens, and there is no Nigerian Prince who wants to make financial transaction. This thread is even making THIS forum look idiotic!

This guy needs to read the Bible if he wants to find similar justification as to why so many westerners make even poor westerners. I'm also confused by the UK reference, then the inference that we declare "One nation under God'.......It would seem that this bullcrap has been adjusted a few times for local appeal as it did the rounds of the internet.

Maths is obviously going to be tricky when you can use your fingers to count up to 12.

It would seem to me that Neville Chamberlain is actually more famous in the US than he is in Britain. Any mention of appeasement on TV regarding absolutely any possible conflict, and the pundits all shout his name in unison. It's really quite funny. They have a sound byte or a phrase that covers any given situation.

+1 .

A valiant effort in regard to the attendances indeed. However, it is along the lines of the valiant effort that a soon-to-be widow might apply multiple blows to the heart of a dying spouse that does not yet have a life assurance policy. If he dies, she has nothing left. She really wishes she had taken up with that fellah she had flirted with for a brief time. Mr Phoenix. He would have been a better lay for sure!!

I'm still trying to figure out if that is a compliment to us, or an insult. Oh. Wait. Arsene is French, so it's an insult......... Buggar!

You spelled pint wrong. The pints in Newcastle are supposed to be awesome.

Since this forum has apparently turned all sensible and civilised, apparently, it would seem a good opportunity to justify your post before the trolls arrive......I will go second.

Da ding!!!...... That was a rim job..... I'm talking about drums.....Don't google rim job.

Short term? Hold on, I'll do a quick search on Football Manager 2008.

I reckon that between us, we have put our goalkeeper problems to bed, like a cheap hooker on a Friday night.

It seems that one way or another, we ALL agree there is something that needs to be done in the way of keepers. January could be interesting in that department.

Good point. That would be the perfect scenario IMO.

I'm not Derry, but I'll answer anyway. I would play KD personally, but I would not set my expectations much higher, if at all. Don't get me wrong, I love KD and his service to the club, but what we need is a new second place keeper.....Not a new third place keeper.

I always assume that disclaimer is automatically inserted by Google after any post I make.

KD is how many years older than Gazza? Apples and oranges.

Slightly OT, but I'm glad we got rid of Pardew......He just creeps me out somehow.

I am guilty of being very worried any time the ball is within range of Gazza. That is simply because I want us to win. However, he is our THIRD choice keeper, and is young. I think it's OK to worry that he is now our first team keeper for the time being, but to judge the guy on the position he has been thrown into as if he is intended to be a top class Premier League goalkeeper is unfair and disingenuous. Yes, he is inadequate for footy at this level. However, he is more than adequate at the moment for a third choice keeper. He deserves some thanks along with some of the criticism.

Nope!! I can't remember what I voted, but it would have been around 6th or possibly higher. I simply had not expected our injuries to get us before Xmas. Otherwise I think I would have been OK. The before Xmas predictions are not the same as end of season predictions. Not at all. Edit: I see it was a public poll. Just checked, and I did say 6th. I think I guessed OK.

We are currently experiencing the part of the season we dreaded most. The attrition of the team by injuries. Considering that two of those injuries are to our first two keepers along with the rest, especially Wanyama, we should currently be in just about the worst case scenario right now. Given that, we are doing extraordinarily well, all things considered.

Newcastle will saying the same given a couple of terrible missed chances that they had.

Good point, JRod motm for me too. Tense, nervous, strange game.