Ohio Saint

Nope!! I'm in blue shorts and a black shirt........Also going commando for the real fashionistas out there.

I prefered it when you engaged in the noble art of fisticuffs with exotic avian species.

Trolley dolly porn had more trolley dollies in my day.

..............And the crowd goes AWOL!!!!! Still a good link though.

I'll tell you what's wrong with that. No matter how much ya trounce them, they will twist the facts until they think that they trounced us. Banter with a skate is like having sex with an old lady. You think you got your point in there, but you can never be too sure because they always have a new wrinkle.

Did Bearsy get banned or something? You are filling in for him, right?

They need a pot to pee in? Those pipes STILL full of fat!?

Verbatim opinion from his mate gleaned from the media?

Pedant alert.....You just can't assume anything!!! These are opinions, and just like anuses, we all have Turkish.

Try playing JWP and Shaw in Player manager 2012 and see where THAT gets ya!!

Tell your American mate that the term "Offense" is offensive to us.

No gay jokes!! Didn't you read that other thread!?

I'll tell you guys something funny. Luke and James make Callum look like crap! And Callum ain't no crap!!!

I was especially pleased to see Gaston up his game. I had wondered if he needed someone like Ossie to fire up his passion......I think it may well happen between them!!

Absolutely agree 100%. Don't tell anyone though, they are all looking at Luke. Let's keep quiet about JWP eh?

JWP was MOM for me. His regular play is very good, his set pieces will make him a cut above. He will be too useful all round to drop from the starting line up.

My hard on has turned to a chubby. I'm not totally flaccid after this. We played well, and will do very well this season if we can keep up this kind of performance.

I'm strangely happy.

JWP is gonna be awesom!!!

GeTTT INNNNN!!!!

I'm not peed off about our performance.

Ossie had a good spell when he came on. Went quiet, now is maybe back in the game?

Sunderland defending better now.

No foul on Ramirez!!?? WTF!!!

poo.