Kaiser Soze

I needed some light Monday morning entertainment!

just read his latest post-match interview....more spin than a f//king MP. Cut out the cr@p Nige and pull your f//king finger out.

Sounds like another Wycombe away. Just read Adkins post-match interview - utter sh1te.

heard the game is in alot of doubt!

With Crawlay playing United at Old Trafford on Saturday expect the trains from London to be absolutely rammed.

A deal was agreed in the principle but due to other clubs joining the hunt the goal posts were moved. I do have some further info but to save myself from being slated by morons such as yourself I'll keep it under wraps until it's pulled off.

I look forward to an apology from all concerned when this eventually comes to fruition.

Deal is still very much on. Don't have any other info. If we pull this off (which will be a massive achievement considering the number of other clubs involved) I look foward to a personal apology from everyone on here doubting my credability

The Munich song...goes something like this "Too many lived and not enough died in the Munich air disaster"

Just passing on what I have heard. Choose to believe it or not, I really don't care.

I've got a contact with someone fairly high up on the Swindon board and I have been reliably informed we have had a bid accepted for Charlie Austin. Don't have any further details or how much the fee is etc.

Picture the scene at the blackjack table, all fairly civilised apart from a p1ssed Heriddison singing David Bowie songs and waving wads of £50 notes...I go over there to have a quiet word HH - "you play in that box" Me "I'll play where I f//king like you f//king skate c//t" Result = HH screaming and grabbing me by the throat, table of drinks flying everywhere and me ending up on the deck - in my defence the pr1ck is massive and he had two units with him who were both swinging bottles around.

Good thread. Regarding the above, will never forget Lallana puking into a plant pot outside that bar and asking me for water. Will also never forget the looks on Wright-Phillips and Surman's faces as me and our mutual friend were bundled in an old bill wagon! Priceless.

Up until Exeter next week we would have played six home games in a row, and 11 out of the last 14 and home. Can't remember a run like that before. Also, any chance of the Huddersfield game being another casualty, heard there is heavy snow forecast tomorrow.

http://www.cafctv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10267~2250744,00.html

I have got three HD boxes for free. They are all on commission and desperate for a sale so if you haggle well enough you can get it for nothing.

I personally think we'll finish 3-6 and go out in the play-off's at the semi-final stage. Cortese will quit, the Liebherr family will sell-up, we'll be taken over by Milan Manderich and we'll end up bankrupt within a couple of years.

Other than a Ps3? It's not really suitable. Also thought a Blue-ray player would be better than a Ps3 anyway as blue-ray players are purpose built whereas blue-ray functionality is merely a benefit on the 9s3??

Getting a blue-ray player for a xmas gift for someone - any advice on the best ones? Thanks in advance.

Is this bloke for real?

I think LB answers his bail tomorrow. Hopefully CPS have f//k all evidence and throw it all out. Good luck son. If you need any legal advice come and see me. :-)

Break the journey up - Soton to Reading, Reading to Banbury, & Banbury to Brum. It means an extra few tickets but works out alot cheaper because you can take advantage of the cheap days returns rather than one open return on the one ticket. The service from Soton to Brum goes via all these stations so you don't need to get off. Doing this it's about £35 quid return, whereas Soton to Brum on one ticket is about £65.

Due to the postponment it means 4 straight home games on the trot or six of the last seven at home

Watching sh1te football in hellholes like Oldham on miserable, wet freezing cold Tuesday nights when it's so cold you can't feel your own b0ll0x is what it is all about mate. Had some classic trips before.

Alternative plans JM? Get a refund on the tickets mate, I think you only lose a fiver. I've done it before.