Crouchie's Lawyer

Ill have a tossing off please

Canny understand that. Its like licking your food but never eating it? You will wonder why you did not start earlier when you evenually split the wiskers

lol! Edit: I can't talk with my spelling, but t'was funneh!

Very good post sir!

You two could always just get a room?

Is this you?

This is why there should be a gun invented called the 'skankonisor'. I was thinking of takng my idea to Dragons Den. £1,000,000 or 5% of the business. The gun simply fires and eliminates skanks, chavs et al. It would fire a blank if aimed at a non-skank. I would gladly be the person going around shooting the turds of soceity.

Wasnt referring to that one. More the x is leaving for tuppence, y has been given away. Takeover this Lowe that blah blah blah

I have not seen it and it's not something I would actively look for either! Are you in the middle of a field?

hmmm? Victoria Pendleton

Sorry I was not on here much last week! Boss was in!

Yes but he is not in. Hence why I am on here!

Very good! (thats not actually me though)

If I had to wager money on it I would tend to agree with you sir

That made me laugh out loud! Im in an office where im not meant to be on tinternet and laughing out loud at my screen which is meant to contain a database makes me look a bit weird!

Ah the red river flows. I see

You will feel a hell of a lot worse if you click on the following link. I wandered in and after about 5 minutes wanted to kill myself! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=5 Miserable buggers!

I thought this too. Are you inside my head?

Explains why your still a virgin! Let me introduce to you the opposite sex... Women of the world, Saintandy666, Saintandy666 women of the world. Knock yourself out

I said Wiki not Vicky! Why you in such a grump today?!

I was right first time... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tractor_beam Gotta love Sticky Wiki

I doubt he has a choice! That or suicide! I would love it if he was one of my mates, I would have hours of fun! Small things like walking down the road and seeing a dog walker would set off hours of endless jokes!

I may have spelt it wrong... tracter beams?

I thought the same thing

Run! She has you in her tractor beams!