Crouchie's Lawyer

poo's

Im a 2 - 3 a day man. Mainly a 2 but sometimes a 3

Did he refuse the return to sender? Is that why you spat at him?

Before or after she lost the weight and put it back on again before losing it?

Captain Major Lol

Or mauled by a tampon if its any beach in portsmouth! (surprised smiley thing)

He spunked all his money investing it into us! Oh... wait.... :cool:

28 Months later... Follow on to 28 days later and 28 weeks later. Very wicked films

What if the driver was infact the dog owner and pet lover, and the person sat in the passenger seat (presuming it's filmed in a left hand drive car) hates dogs and thought it was funny to release it? Even if the dog didnt die, it would have probably been very distressed and I think that was the issue

MB is that actually coming out??? Or is it a mock up?

Its a public service for the paupers. They can effectively PM each other using this thread, however, everyone else will see it! Simple!

Didnt Michael Wilde allegedly make a few posts on TSF though?

Depends... when the giant sargeant is standing to attention, not very far at all, when he is taking nap time, they are worlds apart!

Do you normally hang upside down at footeh matches?

Shhh, I wont tell if you dont!

Likely to have been a secondary injury incurred from when god gave her the axe wound a little higher up....

badabing

Cheers MB! She is hot to trot. Nice white bits on the 2nd picture!

Very fitting he is a drummer too! Lucky begger, he gets to tap that a$$ now safe in the knowledge his band will get a lot more PR and he stands to get a decent wedge when he divorces her!

Sounded ominous at first! But, I see now. The pidgeons. I just cant bring myself to kill things, dunno why, but its more to the point that I would have to clean the blood and guts off the van myself which I would have hated!

She is fit IMO, however to be dating person 'x' last month and now married to person 'y' is IMO a massive publicity stunt. I doubt they have even farted infront of each other yet! I give them 6 months max.

I have a feeling you do not get an 'extra' post. I think I read a similar conundrum elsewhere and I believe Ponty said you would not get another one in replacement. I think it's something to do with the 'posting on a thread which is going to be deleted'. If it's material which should be deleted and you know this, then its your decision to waste a post on it. Good point though, I like this game

Lady to sign for hollyoaks omnibus on Sunday. FACT

Three is just not enough. Its like smack, it always leaves you wanting more. I think we could start a donation/charity/collection thread for you with everyone chipping in until we get the £5 required for your membership?

I'll humour you. Yes, I would accept this sum