Crouchie's Lawyer

MB is that actually coming out??? Or is it a mock up?

Its a public service for the paupers. They can effectively PM each other using this thread, however, everyone else will see it! Simple!

Didnt Michael Wilde allegedly make a few posts on TSF though?

Depends... when the giant sargeant is standing to attention, not very far at all, when he is taking nap time, they are worlds apart!

Do you normally hang upside down at footeh matches?

Shhh, I wont tell if you dont!

Likely to have been a secondary injury incurred from when god gave her the axe wound a little higher up....

badabing

Cheers MB! She is hot to trot. Nice white bits on the 2nd picture!

Very fitting he is a drummer too! Lucky begger, he gets to tap that a$$ now safe in the knowledge his band will get a lot more PR and he stands to get a decent wedge when he divorces her!

Sounded ominous at first! But, I see now. The pidgeons. I just cant bring myself to kill things, dunno why, but its more to the point that I would have to clean the blood and guts off the van myself which I would have hated!

She is fit IMO, however to be dating person 'x' last month and now married to person 'y' is IMO a massive publicity stunt. I doubt they have even farted infront of each other yet! I give them 6 months max.

I have a feeling you do not get an 'extra' post. I think I read a similar conundrum elsewhere and I believe Ponty said you would not get another one in replacement. I think it's something to do with the 'posting on a thread which is going to be deleted'. If it's material which should be deleted and you know this, then its your decision to waste a post on it. Good point though, I like this game

Lady to sign for hollyoaks omnibus on Sunday. FACT

Three is just not enough. Its like smack, it always leaves you wanting more. I think we could start a donation/charity/collection thread for you with everyone chipping in until we get the £5 required for your membership?

I'll humour you. Yes, I would accept this sum

Do we have a specific song for him yet? I vote... Old McGoldrick scores a goal, e i e i o (when he scores) or Old McGoldrick score us a goal, e i e i o (when we need one) To the tune of Old MacDonald had a farm for those who didnt get it! Could substitute Old for Dave if Old doesnt work?

I think you should get that moley moley mole checked out weston, it looks nassssty

While I realise it is contained in the original thread how many athletes live in the village (I did RTFT as you so put it), I was actually asking how many people in total live their as highlighted. Is it only athletes who live in the village or do the friends, family, wife's, husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends, coaches, trainers..... etc live there too?

It was said tongue in cheek. I would of course accept £99,999.99 or indeed even £99,999.98. However I feel this could go on for a while (queue 'what about £99,999.97) so I said not a penny less...

No, I am not. I do not know who 'Crouchie' is, but have read a bit about him. Pompeylass and Master Bates can confirm I am indeed my own person. Rattlebrain is infact a c*ckle mouthed loser

And im sure they would happily pay £100,000 to get you perma-banned from this forearm you mincer

Ha, typed in 'funny happy birthday' to google images and this came up...

You must have heard of 'The Darkness' This fugly fella... The song is carp, lyrics go something like this... I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm from above... Its sung in an annoying high pitch whale

They have faces like a bulldog chewing a wasp but their bodies are tidy. Meh, I probably would, bonus that they are twins and both together would be good