Crouchie's Lawyer

Heard this on radio this morning. I think he sucked to many Chocolate Salty Balls. Had a high cholesterol which eventually bumped him.

Is it incredibly wrong for me to think that people like Abu Hamza should just be shot? I mean he comes to this country (having said he hates western civilisation), lives off benefits, holds openly available 'hate-mongering' speeches ranting about how Islam should unite to rid the world of us westerners and gets away with it. Why are you here if you hate it so much? I have no qualms about saying I hope he dies. I expect I will get a lot of grief from people on here saying he is entitled to his opinion but if he wishes to express this kind of opinion, he can fruck off back to where he came from and preach about it there!

God your weekend must be enthralling if you spent a lot of your weekend thinking about if you should pay £5 to join an online saints forum!?

I cry at the stupidity of some of your posts. FACT

Dunno, but you can bet most of them would be united supporters or plastics for the skates. They cant even fill their shed let alone their quota for wembley! I was driving to Warsash about 20 minutes through the first half and saw a little girl on one of those push scooters wearing a pompey shirt. Really ****ed me off. Obviously not a real supporter as not even watching/listening to or god forbid at the game, but still wearing the shirt. Glory supporters by any chance?!

I spy with my one working eye... I have tried to find a picture of him showing either a second hook or a working hand but all pictures he seems to love getting his hook out but keeps his second hand/hook or whatever it is, in his pocket. I bet he is playing with his balls. He is a pointless person IMO

Kind of like Captain Hook in Peter Pan, I expect he has different 'hands' for different occasions. He could unscrew his hook (dunno how he would do this with no hand to grip it with but bear with me) and screw on a 'bum wiping hand'. Do the deed and then pop his hook back on.

Thats about it!

There is irony in there somewhere!

Too short. Fri: Over my mates, played Mario Kart on the Wii (Quality) and Pro Evo most of the night Sat: Out to a rubbish family do during the day then off out to Oceana Sat night, twas ok. Sun: Chilled most of the day, mowed the lawn and tidied house. Played FM08 and watched Kill it, Skin it, Wear it 7/10

Cant make today as only just got up and the Mrs wants me to do shed loads of house work. However, I will make my long awaited debut next week!

Thats pretty cool. I like the one where he swings round the stop sign and lands in his jeans!

Bring back the summer holidays!

And your posting on here? I bet she is foaming at the gash!

I don't do it that much do I? Ill try more from now on just for you my love!

Get me some Ghandi's flip flops then

Best: Would have to be either freshly cut grass or the smell of driving through the smoke of a nice rural bonfire. Worst: When you smell your Wife's, Girlfriend's, Fiance etc's she-hite or Cat's chit. We have our litter tray positioned in our back lobby which is adjoined to our lounge. We leave the door ajar so the kitty's can get into the lobby to lay their logs. When the smell waft's through its frucking hideous. Especially if you have just sat down to tuck into a well deserved chinese takeaway. Discuss

I have eaten 4 toffee crisps in 19 hours. I frucking love them

Infract her ass for posting a picture of a topless person!!!!!!!

I do not know HTH

I could... but I like using very big words on regular occasions as it makes me appear wise (when I spell them right) to which, googling the correct spelling every five minutes is a pain in the grass. Its just something you will have to live with when reading my posts im afraid Scud

Lol! One down two to go. Make them count Tiggsy!

Although her upper body is built like a brute, she has a nice face. I would probably let her throw me round the bedroom a bit

Master Bates FACT