Crouchie's Lawyer

Having heard Radio One this morning with them talking about Loch Ness, can we add the Loch Ness monster to the list. Is it real, or myth? Personally, I am unsure. I think the concept of a prehistoric species still being around is possible, however I find it hard to believe that with all the technology that exists like sonar etc, we have not managed to find catagorical proof yet. I find the excuse 'he must have been hiding under a rock when we were searching' a bit lame.

Surely its a turn of words for the expression 'plenty more fish in the sea'. I can see your point, but with so many dating sites out there, one with a name which stands out probably does quite well?

I lol'd. I now have the impression there is a buffoon who has been employed byt these people trying to 'con' everyone. His name is Dave and he is a work experience monger.

Should be 'spiffing' now IMO

What entry would that be then?

2nd to last one!!! OMG!!! What I would give

Pretty much the same between me and my Mrs 'cept she is 21 and im 25. Thing is, she will realise in a couple of months that she actually doesnt want the whole 'going out single thing' and its a relationship she wants. Its inbuilt to women to wanna settle down. The same cannot normally be said for blokes! Then she will come back, but its just whether you will take her then or not. If she see's you with another girl, that will probably speed the process up. Agreed, after I split with my Mrs (silly 6 month break up) I saw her with another bloke. She wasnt even interested in him, but it wound me up him trying it on with her (even though I left her!). He was trying to breakdance to impress her. T'was back in the days of smoking in clubs so I just flicked my cigarette at him. Not proud of it but at the time I was peeved off and thought it was a good way of marking my territory. I also hit a wall (litterally not metophorically) when I split with her as I still loved her so felt her pain. T'was a brick wall in varsity so my hand took the brunt of the damage. Mate, its all about the confidence. I have some mates who are no oil paintings, not built like a greek god and dont have any money and they pull stunners! If places are no object, try a night out in Cardiff, its rammed with hot student muff and its a dead cert. Quality night out too. Stay in the premier/travel inn and its relatively cheap too.

Pop one of these up and job done!

Sorry to hear that. Although the plus sides are that (having been in mine for about 5 years or so now) single life can be a good change. I often wonder what it would be like to be single again! Is it completely dead or could it be just a small blip? How old are you if you dont mind me askin?

Ahh reading in between the lines C_F is now single? Suck it up man, think of all the fresh meat you can get your hands on now!

Are you interested out of interest or are you contemplating having one then?

Fun to watch

I lol'd after I read it a few times, and digested it!

Just to clarify... your not American then?

F*cking discusting! Re PM's MB I'm in! Ta

My mate did one of those microwave pasta meals but didnt put water in. Needless to say, our kitchen stunk of burnt pasta for about a week!

Heard this on radio this morning. I think he sucked to many Chocolate Salty Balls. Had a high cholesterol which eventually bumped him.

Is it incredibly wrong for me to think that people like Abu Hamza should just be shot? I mean he comes to this country (having said he hates western civilisation), lives off benefits, holds openly available 'hate-mongering' speeches ranting about how Islam should unite to rid the world of us westerners and gets away with it. Why are you here if you hate it so much? I have no qualms about saying I hope he dies. I expect I will get a lot of grief from people on here saying he is entitled to his opinion but if he wishes to express this kind of opinion, he can fruck off back to where he came from and preach about it there!

God your weekend must be enthralling if you spent a lot of your weekend thinking about if you should pay £5 to join an online saints forum!?

I cry at the stupidity of some of your posts. FACT

Dunno, but you can bet most of them would be united supporters or plastics for the skates. They cant even fill their shed let alone their quota for wembley! I was driving to Warsash about 20 minutes through the first half and saw a little girl on one of those push scooters wearing a pompey shirt. Really ****ed me off. Obviously not a real supporter as not even watching/listening to or god forbid at the game, but still wearing the shirt. Glory supporters by any chance?!

I spy with my one working eye... I have tried to find a picture of him showing either a second hook or a working hand but all pictures he seems to love getting his hook out but keeps his second hand/hook or whatever it is, in his pocket. I bet he is playing with his balls. He is a pointless person IMO

Kind of like Captain Hook in Peter Pan, I expect he has different 'hands' for different occasions. He could unscrew his hook (dunno how he would do this with no hand to grip it with but bear with me) and screw on a 'bum wiping hand'. Do the deed and then pop his hook back on.

Thats about it!