Crouchie's Lawyer

Do we have a specific song for him yet? I vote... Old McGoldrick scores a goal, e i e i o (when he scores) or Old McGoldrick score us a goal, e i e i o (when we need one) To the tune of Old MacDonald had a farm for those who didnt get it! Could substitute Old for Dave if Old doesnt work?

I think you should get that moley moley mole checked out weston, it looks nassssty

While I realise it is contained in the original thread how many athletes live in the village (I did RTFT as you so put it), I was actually asking how many people in total live their as highlighted. Is it only athletes who live in the village or do the friends, family, wife's, husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends, coaches, trainers..... etc live there too?

It was said tongue in cheek. I would of course accept £99,999.99 or indeed even £99,999.98. However I feel this could go on for a while (queue 'what about £99,999.97) so I said not a penny less...

No, I am not. I do not know who 'Crouchie' is, but have read a bit about him. Pompeylass and Master Bates can confirm I am indeed my own person. Rattlebrain is infact a c*ckle mouthed loser

And im sure they would happily pay £100,000 to get you perma-banned from this forearm you mincer

Ha, typed in 'funny happy birthday' to google images and this came up...

You must have heard of 'The Darkness' This fugly fella... The song is carp, lyrics go something like this... I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm from above... Its sung in an annoying high pitch whale

They have faces like a bulldog chewing a wasp but their bodies are tidy. Meh, I probably would, bonus that they are twins and both together would be good

Of course not. How much would it take for you to have a pinky finger chopped off?

Some of those look as if they may have been doctured? The ball doesnt seem to move as freely as a normal basket ball would. This however, is amazing (could have possibly been faked too but doesnt seem it!)

Is that a dyslexic version of c::nt?

Not unless I find a penny on the floor on the way to going to collect that sum! I knew someone would ask this and if I were to say yes, the amount would just get lower and lower so im sticking to my guns. I take cash, cheque, postal order, banking draft and visa!

Has to be Monkey Tennis for me...

I wonder how many athletes are involved in the olympics. Or more direct, how many people those 100,000 jonnies relate to. It must be like watership down with all those rabbits f::cking

I could be wrong so feel free to bat me back down but wasnt this the first one at the new Wemberley? Thus meaning the capacity potential was at its highest this time around? And besides which, I would hazard a guess a good 75% of the ground was United supporters!

TOKYO (Reuters) - Japanese police have arrested a 20-year-old man who attacked and robbed two people after they stared at his Winnie-the-Pooh costume, officials said on Tuesday. Masayuki Ishikawa was hanging out on a Tokyo street corner after midnight last month while wearing the cuddly costume, accompanied by two friends dressed as a mouse and a panther, when he took offence at being stared at, police said. "It's uncommon to see people dressed up like this, so the victims were watching them. Then the perpetrator came up and said 'What are you staring at?'" a police spokesman said. Ishikawa and his friends beat up the two victims and stole $160 (84 pounds) from them, the spokesman said, adding the group had apparently donned the unusual garb because they had run out of clean clothes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- BEIJING (Reuters) - The Sydney Olympics ran out. Athens doubled the number. So organizers of the Beijing Games are hoping 100,000 condoms will satisfy the needs of Olympic athletes. While sex is not an Olympic sport, it is expected to be an activity in the Beijing village housing 10,500 athletes, all of whom are in great shape and with plenty of free time on their hands once knocked out of the Games. Athletes have received free condoms at every Olympics since Barcelona in 1992 to help raise awareness of AIDS, and Beijing is no exception. "There are many young, strong, single people in the athletes' village and, like everywhere, some will fall in love or other things so we need to make condoms available," Ole Hansen, spokesman for UNAIDS China, told Reuters. "A lot of these young people are not married or in relationships so we want to make sure they have the information and tools to protect themselves if they have sexual encounters." At the Sydney Games in 2000 athletes quickly exhausted a supply of 70,000 and another 20,000 had to be brought in. The Foundation for AIDS Research, amfAR, said 100,000 were distributed at the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics in 2002 after a plan to distribute 250,000 condoms met protests by religious groups and was scaled back.

How much to have your tatty-boggle's chopped off then? Or your vajayjay cemented in?

To have it chopped off? Is it able to be re-attached? If so, I would want a cool £5,000,000. If it cannot be re-attached then unless I can have one constructed by a plastic surgeon which is fully functioning (and maybe a little smaller so it doesnt hurt the ladeh's as much! ) then I would not entertain the idea. If there was a surgeon who could work his magic, then I would want atleast £50,000,000

You have two HTH

How much money would it take for you to agree to have your pinky finger chopped off with a butchers knife? For me, it would have to be £100,000

Ditto!

Glad to hear it sorted mate. What you going to do re above then? New job? Career? What do you do at present?