Crouchie's Lawyer

There is irony in there somewhere!

Too short. Fri: Over my mates, played Mario Kart on the Wii (Quality) and Pro Evo most of the night Sat: Out to a rubbish family do during the day then off out to Oceana Sat night, twas ok. Sun: Chilled most of the day, mowed the lawn and tidied house. Played FM08 and watched Kill it, Skin it, Wear it 7/10

Cant make today as only just got up and the Mrs wants me to do shed loads of house work. However, I will make my long awaited debut next week!

Thats pretty cool. I like the one where he swings round the stop sign and lands in his jeans!

Bring back the summer holidays!

And your posting on here? I bet she is foaming at the gash!

I don't do it that much do I? Ill try more from now on just for you my love!

Get me some Ghandi's flip flops then

Best: Would have to be either freshly cut grass or the smell of driving through the smoke of a nice rural bonfire. Worst: When you smell your Wife's, Girlfriend's, Fiance etc's she-hite or Cat's chit. We have our litter tray positioned in our back lobby which is adjoined to our lounge. We leave the door ajar so the kitty's can get into the lobby to lay their logs. When the smell waft's through its frucking hideous. Especially if you have just sat down to tuck into a well deserved chinese takeaway. Discuss

I have eaten 4 toffee crisps in 19 hours. I frucking love them

Infract her ass for posting a picture of a topless person!!!!!!!

I do not know HTH

I could... but I like using very big words on regular occasions as it makes me appear wise (when I spell them right) to which, googling the correct spelling every five minutes is a pain in the grass. Its just something you will have to live with when reading my posts im afraid Scud

Lol! One down two to go. Make them count Tiggsy!

Although her upper body is built like a brute, she has a nice face. I would probably let her throw me round the bedroom a bit

Master Bates FACT

MB the second picture for you is good. Major slap head!

Are you still not planning on forking out a fiver for full membership? Could it be considered an investment paying for others to join? If the site got taken over in the future, would it effectively give me a share in the new ownership, thus increasing my 1 person stake to 2 people?

You would have to catch me first so I fancy my chances! Unless you're on your mobility bike, then im flucked

Type your name into google images and on page one, find the funniest person with your name. I found these with my name...

I thought after the posting of your facebook profile picture Jilly we all agreed we would not post other peoples profile pics? Pompeylass will be livid!

Kind of had to stop as on year seven camp when we stayed in tents, it would have created a nice indoor tent swimming pool. Still, I remember the days fondly, where I would go 7 days without wee weeing the bed and get a nice new toy from Toys R Us. I feel this reward scheme backfired a little as providing I wet the bed once in a while it kept the scheme running. Otherwise after 13 years of not doing so I would be due a f*cking wicked toy now!

dont do it. Its frucking shoot. Offered me £4925 for my 2002 Audi A4 Quattro Sport 3.0ltr immaculate car. A trader who would sooner bend me over would offer me £6500 for it! I purchased it for £9750 in Oct 2007 so not even a year on, this shoot website is offering me half of what I paid for it!

Can you see the one's in MB's Failed post???

I had a whole 2 years on you then! Stopped as I joined senior school with the aid of honey and pills (and the fact I got fed up smelling of wee in the mornings!) I have been clean (no pun intended) for over 13 years now, but every day is a struggle