Crouchie's Lawyer

I have eaten 4 toffee crisps in 19 hours. I frucking love them

Infract her ass for posting a picture of a topless person!!!!!!!

I do not know HTH

I could... but I like using very big words on regular occasions as it makes me appear wise (when I spell them right) to which, googling the correct spelling every five minutes is a pain in the grass. Its just something you will have to live with when reading my posts im afraid Scud

Lol! One down two to go. Make them count Tiggsy!

Although her upper body is built like a brute, she has a nice face. I would probably let her throw me round the bedroom a bit

Master Bates FACT

MB the second picture for you is good. Major slap head!

Are you still not planning on forking out a fiver for full membership? Could it be considered an investment paying for others to join? If the site got taken over in the future, would it effectively give me a share in the new ownership, thus increasing my 1 person stake to 2 people?

You would have to catch me first so I fancy my chances! Unless you're on your mobility bike, then im flucked

Type your name into google images and on page one, find the funniest person with your name. I found these with my name...

I thought after the posting of your facebook profile picture Jilly we all agreed we would not post other peoples profile pics? Pompeylass will be livid!

Kind of had to stop as on year seven camp when we stayed in tents, it would have created a nice indoor tent swimming pool. Still, I remember the days fondly, where I would go 7 days without wee weeing the bed and get a nice new toy from Toys R Us. I feel this reward scheme backfired a little as providing I wet the bed once in a while it kept the scheme running. Otherwise after 13 years of not doing so I would be due a f*cking wicked toy now!

dont do it. Its frucking shoot. Offered me £4925 for my 2002 Audi A4 Quattro Sport 3.0ltr immaculate car. A trader who would sooner bend me over would offer me £6500 for it! I purchased it for £9750 in Oct 2007 so not even a year on, this shoot website is offering me half of what I paid for it!

Can you see the one's in MB's Failed post???

I had a whole 2 years on you then! Stopped as I joined senior school with the aid of honey and pills (and the fact I got fed up smelling of wee in the mornings!) I have been clean (no pun intended) for over 13 years now, but every day is a struggle

Mrs Steven Hawkings at the olympics

Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong (Wrong on so many levels!)

The turning into Hawko is not the part I was refering to. I think life would be a lot more interesting if everyone was in a wheelchair. Like robot wars only less fire and chainsaws

Better example.

First picture I could find of gymnastics. She is bordering on the 'not strictly legal' age line so I would like to point out, its the sport in general I like to watch. Not young girls!

? Are you missing a sarnie from your picnic? You always seem like such an unhappy little man? Some of your comments and input, whilst on the verge of wrong can be very funny, genius comedy infact, but when you attack people for no reason, you just look like a pleb? What is it that I do that annoys you particurly (sp?)?

I once kind of sleep walked when I was a child. Thought I was going to the toilet. Turns out (as my father told me the next day) I brazenly walked down the stairs in just my kecks, through the lounge (where my parents had a dinner party kind of thing) and into the kitchen and proceeded to ****** in the kitchen bin.

Yarp, I 'welled up' at this too. Immense film

This was my definition of crying too. I have never fully blabbed, just well up a bit and possibly have 1 tear stream down. My eyes then man up and dont allow another tear to fall otherwise they get a beasting