Crouchie's Lawyer

You're really selling the forum Ponts! Takes all the effort out of looking though when someone gathers all the nice bewbs together in one wholesome PM

The fat/ugly friend is a horse whisperer or do you mean the fit friend is a horse whisperer?

And it makes the £5 registration fee all the more worthwhile!

bewbs ahoy!

From what I have seen of holmes (admittedly only the Celtic friendly) he looks quite handy. Sounded like he had an ok game on Saturday too. I think he will be good at this level, can get down the wing and delivers well into the box. All IMO though. Re the post from 'rammy' a lot of what you say, whilst using phrases like 'please dont take this the wrong way etc' is provocative. Implying we would have got the lowest points tally of all time is just your opinion not fact. There is no saying any other team would have done better or worse than Derby, however you only need to look at Sunderland and Reading who both stayed up to see that not all teams who go up, come back down. I feel bitter in the way which Derby won as they were bad winners. I believe not having an away goal rule in the playoffs when every other contest seems to have one is ludacrus and having completely out played Derby in not only that game but atleast one or two other games that season I beleive it should have been us to go through to the final not them. However, there is no saying we would have beaten WBA and all this is in the past. I do not however favour or like Derby in any way and wouldnt be at all bothered if they dwindled into obscurity. All IMO of course and no offense meant!

You kinky frucker you

Ah, thats the one, he left the you're making it your and joined member making it memeber!

+1.

Bah, those little 'e's get everywhere!

Random, you posted the two cat pictures I did on the lol cats thread. Lemme guess, you typed in 'faceless cat' into google?

I dunno what is more freaky, the cats face or knowing the cat can type its own blog!

Its faceless cat, I think there are a couple of other pics of him too.

Shut it ya skate! Your ruining ma rep!

:confused: Pretty sure I remember you saying you work in IT working in the Winch Uni. So unless they have a new 'morgue' department, how frequently do you smell dead bodies?!?

I woke myself and my Mrs up with the stench of one of my farts in the middle of the night last night. FACT. I thought it was one of the best smells ever, I was like a proud parent. She wanted me to get out of bed and open a window. There is a direct example of a contrast between how someone can deem a certain smell as their best and another person can deem that same smell as their worst!

Who are they?

Going back to the 'Born Free Lion reunion' I have found a link to the story told by the blokes who were part of it. There is also a slideshow of pictures throughout Christians life somewhere on the site too. http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/25929574/

No diggity, no doubt. Anyway, this thread title is a bit misleading. I was expecting it to be one of those sing along song ones with someone cracking out... ... 'a thing called love' by the Darkness

I went on the round the island boat race a few years ago, t'was very good. Want to do it again, but time and money are of a premium at the moment!

If they want to fund the upkeep of this site let them. Cant speak for PES as I dont know him/her/shim but Pompeylass is ok. Doesnt really talk about footy that much and spends most of her time in the muppet show so doesnt affect anyone. If they were going to join and peace people off then they would get bannaged and their money wasted so either way I dont really care. You also have to question why they are here? I for one would not join a pompey forum (to be honest, I would be the only memeber able to read and write) so I think they are closet Saints fans anyway!

Dunno but she is fit as! She can hold my pole any day.

Pic 1 is a bit big for a dog though? And pic 3 is a bit big for a trunk of a elephant. More to the point, why is there an elephant roaming around a lake in Scotland? FWIW 2 & 3 definitely reak of someone 'creating' a Nessie and floating it on the surface. It looks like olden day special effects which were really good at the time, but when you look back now, just look kek. I dont think 1 is Nessie, but I cant think what it could be. Possibly a small horse?

If only they were that easy to get rid of!