Crouchie's Lawyer

I needed a new duvet

Cant believe they are going for $25.5k!

That has to big my biggest lol for a f*cking long time! I even laughed the second time I read it! See if everyone had unlimited posts, we would not get genius contribution like that!

Well you do have one hell of a neck!

Cross your eyes, this will make them feel better. Puts you on an even keel

Obviously!

Seems Essr is being a c*ckle. Im banned now too. Apparently it seems anyone who has paid to register on here isnt allowed to be part of their club!

Leave my arsealona

Being a member of both I think the only main difference is usage. Obviously with more members this place is busier so posts get updated quicker and conversation flows quicker which is better if you're sat at work bored and have nothing to do rather than waiting for someone to write something. Also b-anter can be on the slightly too far side. A lot of the things said on there are in jest and funny and just as the site says - b-anter, but I feel a few of the comments said on there are a little too far opinionated. Still I use both sites and both have pro's and cons

I too have this problem, I cant just eat one biscuit, it has to be the whole frucking pack!

She went crazy?

I think its the thought which counts. Not many people would have bothered in todays soceity

I would imagine reporting on something like for example a childrens 5th birthday party is not as dangerous as reporting in a war zone though? Although in london with gun / knife crime as it is, its probably not far off TBH

SNSUN how many times do we need to tell you, shirt buttons are no legal tender! I have had the 1p and the 2p, not seen the 5p yet or any others. I thought it was an Australian coi when I first saw it!

All that weed in your system, it slows you down. I hope im playing upfront next time your'e running line! Ill always be onside!

How do

Only passing on what I had heard from Rattleheads maternal figure...

No diggity no doubt I would certainly knock her hip out

Ho Ho Ho, your a barrell aren't you? How does it feel knowing everyone thinks you're a c*ck?

Fri: Smoking night with my mate while playing Wii: Mario Kart & Golf, Xbox 360: Pro Evo Sat: Sleep during am, probably a bit of house work in the afternoon while playing FM08 and doing something with the Mrs in the pm. Sun: Dunno, relaxing I spect!

I think it may have something to do with the fact you went to a school for paraplegics Jilleh :cool:

So fookin bored. Does everyone actually work on Thurdays in anticipation of doing no work on Fridays?

Surely correcting everyone's grammar and spelling???

Picture needs to be a bit smaller to appreciate better... afankoo

I used to do this and just realised, my being constantly tired coincides with me stopping doing this. Cheers S13, im gonna start doing this again! I think you have help solve my constant tiredness!