Crouchie's Lawyer

Are they playng hide the sausage?

Yeah, worth a squirt

really?

ok next one... I like this game

Is it me or does her chest and bewbage area not look a little weird?

Nah, you blatently know she is a dirter! Alwaysthe quiet ones and all that. Bet she spits on it beforehand!

Shawn Johnson (Actually a girl with a blokes name) Not English, but she is pretty fit. Only 16 though, will be stunning in a few years and you know she is flexible!

For some reason my keyboard today is not as sensitive as normal and as such, my words are missing letter and spaces do not seem to be where they should be. Its very temperamental, and at the moment seems to be working fine. Anyone have any ideas what this culd be caused by? I did spill a little tea yesterday but didnt think it went in the keyboard and wasnt enough to cause a problem?!

I found this out last week! bit ghey, had to fill with dots and spaces!

Ill have a tossing off please

Canny understand that. Its like licking your food but never eating it? You will wonder why you did not start earlier when you evenually split the wiskers

lol! Edit: I can't talk with my spelling, but t'was funneh!

Very good post sir!

You two could always just get a room?

Is this you?

This is why there should be a gun invented called the 'skankonisor'. I was thinking of takng my idea to Dragons Den. £1,000,000 or 5% of the business. The gun simply fires and eliminates skanks, chavs et al. It would fire a blank if aimed at a non-skank. I would gladly be the person going around shooting the turds of soceity.

Wasnt referring to that one. More the x is leaving for tuppence, y has been given away. Takeover this Lowe that blah blah blah

I have not seen it and it's not something I would actively look for either! Are you in the middle of a field?

hmmm? Victoria Pendleton

Sorry I was not on here much last week! Boss was in!

Yes but he is not in. Hence why I am on here!

Very good! (thats not actually me though)

If I had to wager money on it I would tend to agree with you sir

That made me laugh out loud! Im in an office where im not meant to be on tinternet and laughing out loud at my screen which is meant to contain a database makes me look a bit weird!

Ah the red river flows. I see