Crouchie's Lawyer

Ah, makes sense now...

That made me lol!

A few are hot like the example from youtube but IMO on the whole I am not attracted to ladies of the Asian persuasion. The same with black girls, some are fit but the majority of them just dont do it for me.

Apparently its his personality and he doesnt wanna get a new voice

Make them carry around a strap on all day or better still tell them they have to carry bananna's in their mouths 24/7

And you are steven hawkings legs

Propper lol! Surely they cant have missed that?!

They never seem to scan properly though, and no im not a mongtard, the machines (some fo them) seem to always incur errors. And my card always ends up having to be swiped as my chip is very temperemental so I end up just going to a hooman bean anyways.

Erm? The link just takes you to a site full of adverts. Not much footy related too? Doesnt appear to be anything like what I think its meant to be? I was thinking a google esk type search bar where you type a clubs name in? When I typed in Southampton it came up with adverts for firms who worked in southampton?

Done already Jilleh!

I still would. With my winky in her I think I could fine tune her vocal chords!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

He is saving a 'special' present for you...

Sponsored by The Ants who have legally detached themselves from Adam. Get in, I have a takeaway from Mumbai Spice. Chicken Kourma and Peshwari Naan! Step one in my 4 steps to getting drunk tonight!

Just to clarify SNSUN, I was not responding to your thread with a , I did answer your questions but it was contained within your quote so had to use a smilie to make up my contribution (minimum 3 character responsey thing). I realise that could have looked quite rude!

eat me St Landrew...

Tonight: Oceana for a mates 25th Tomorrow: Car hunting, or at least trying to find a feckin garage who will part ex my car and give me come money back! Chillin out, maxin, relaxin in t'evening. Sun: lie in, followed by car treasure hunty thing my dad has arranged and wants me to do. Free beer and BBQ after though. Over a mates in evening for a few smokes and mario kart and pro evo. Mon: Chillaxing

Well you could and I would have no issues eating something random in the am, but there are a lot of people who feel ill at the thought of eating 'random' things in the am. I like reheated chinese/indian for example as my brekky if there is any left overs!

I used to work in a call centre and there was a girl who used to make people feel ill she hd such poor table manners (She was american). She was eating packet of crisps and this doesnt normally bother me, but when she ate them (with her mouth wide open) it used to resinate around the pod I was in. I just flipped one day and to the delight of my team mates shouted 'For f*cks sake Sarah, you're over 10 feet away from me but it seems as if you're eating those crisps inside my f*cking ear'. Seemed to do the trick!

People are obviously just picking their favourite foods and forgetting about things like breakfast? Can hardly have a roast dinner or spag bol for brekky?

I LOVE YOU!!!! I was going to post this but unsure of the name I was going to describe how they made it, hoping someone would be able to help me! I have been trying (ok not that hard) to find out what this stuff was. I had it at Disney when I was about 13 and havent had it since. I loved it! Cheers Nick!

Ditto. Apparently we are not meant to worry ourselves about it though! They will eventually discover cold drinks and when they do, we can say 'told you so'! :smt039

I cant help it. I have a tandancy to worry about things. I wont be able to sleep tonight now.