Crouchie's Lawyer

Bit random?

Problem with Saints is that everyone knows we have no money and as such, anyone we attract will not be of much excitement to other fans so wont make the BBC rumour mill thingy. What about fake skate ones? Making stuff up about pompey to get their hopes up? Pompey to sign Rosicky from Arsenal? Viera as a replacment for Muntari?

I expect he has two! Kip means he loves a man in a skirt who blows his pipe.

To be fair they are essentially the same thing. If your trading in a car, to buy a new one for £10k, your car may only be worth £4.5k but they will trade it in for £5k. You think you getting a good deal, however, if they only gave you £4k for it but knocked £0.5k off the asking price of the new car, you're getting the same deal but made up slightly different. The price they gave me was a cash price, however if I were to find a new car from their forecourt, they would be less likely to reduce their price if I asked for the same amount as a trade in. As an update, they have now told me £5750 would be the price I would get for my car. Apparently (and I still think this is car salesman talk) my car is depreciating by £350 per month! :shock:

Anyone have it? I have it, please feel free to post your friend code's below and when people are online we could all race? Mine is 3652-2780-4283 feel free to add me and ill whoop your ass online!

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If you can get them, the following will do well for you. They have done well for me as Saints in the prem, keeping me up the first season and getting me into Europe the following 2 seasons... Mauro Zarate (ST) Golden boot in prem x 2 Danny Haynes (ST) Golden boot in prem x 1 Lehtorrava (GK) Amazing, young and cheap to buy Piatti (AMC) Amazing attacking midfielder, cheap to buy (If hasnt moved already) Rafael & Fabio from Man U (As mentioned above) (WBK's) Good loan or free when contracts end. Joe Mattock (WBK) normally a million or two from Leicester Daniel Sturridge (ST) Turns out to be a regular england international, very good Cahais (CB) - Amazing CB, wanted by Barcelona, Real, Man U, Chelsea, Arsenal etc etc. Maybe a little pricy but well worth it. If you're short of funds, try offloading loads of players. When I start the game I always sell most of the team, Rasiak, Saga, John, Viafara, Wright, Davis, Euell, Makin, BWP, Dyer, Skacel, Idiakez, Ostlund... This should generate atleast £4m and free's up wages too

Wheelie? I thought it was funneh

+1.

I had a Mongoose

Fri: I went to 'The Old Thorns' country/golf club/hotel thingy in Liphook with my Mrs, two of my mates and their Mrs's. Had a few beers upon arrival then a round of golf. Only managed 9 holes which took us 3 hours and I was 58 over par after the 9 holes - Yes I am that sheet at golf! Had a nice swim after in their pool and a very nice evening meal, followed by a few drinks and a 'Know your partner game' Sat: Lovely breakfast (Big ass fry up), drive home, watched Saints. Then over a mates in the evening for a few smokes, played mario kart online and pro evo. Sun: Chilled out, got up late morning, watched some poor footy games (Chelski Vs Newcasle & Liverpool Vs Villa) played a little more Mario Kart and watched Indianna Jones film. All in all a good weekend - 9/10

Its called a replay. Very technical, but in lamen terms, they rewind the tape and play it again so you see what you just saw over again. HTH

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Do you pronounce it Bev-waa then?

If its true that you lose all bodily functions upon death, then I would want something horrific which would come out of me and create a mess in my boxers which someone would have to clear up. Maybe a vindaloo

Sobered up now then Kip?

Kip, drinking on your own is a bit sad! And you may wish to click on the little ABC button with the tick below it before you post as your spelling is sheet!

You are being some what niave Robsk, just because you nor I do not have tendancies toward liking children, doesnt mean that everyone else doesnt either! Hell, I dont really find black women or ladies from Asia that attractive (not racist, just preference) but this doesnt mean that all other men dont! Its my preferences. These peado's may not have a choice what they like (children or adults) but they sure as hell have a choice in breaking the law and acting out their dirty sick thoughts. You say you simply could not choose to be turned on by kids, this is because your preferences like any normal person lies in adults not kids. But you could choose to abuse a kid (whether your preferences lie in children or adults), this is the difference. They choose to abuse. Its not an illness. You giving them a 'disease' to hide behind waters down the severity of the sickness of what they are doing! They feel less guilt when they can blame what they have done, are doing, or will do, on an illness which is uncontrolable, like cancer or MS. Then with less guilt comes the thought that it is not that wrong which is why giving them an excuse like 'you have a disease' is wrong. These people have made a choice, they chose to take advantage of innocent young children. They did not have a gun to their heads telling them they had to do it. Labelling it a disease or saying they have a mental issue is just a lazy way of finishing the job and shouting 'next' for the next patient to come in to be labelled with another pathetic made up mental illness! Yes, I wanted a trippy .gif file as my avatar and this one was the best. It was this one or a rabbit f*cking a balloon until it pops. Glad to see someone understands what im trying to say. I feel it may be wasted on a few other people.

I have been a couple of times now. Its essentially Ikon and Diva! My Mrs went last night and said it was sheet. Packed, people bumping into each other, drinks being spilt left right and centre. Its a Rohypnol raiders dream. No drinks on the dance floor so you have to leave them on the sides unwatched! £7.50 to get in on a Sat, drinks not cheap either.

How did he feel about it? (Sorry I had to get the childish comment in as my last 3 have been pretty sensible!)

Yes im sure there is something we could ween Peado's off of children with like they use Methodone to ween Heroin users off of the drug. We could supply them with 19 year olds who look younger! :roll: If their preference is towards children, they will never change. They are scum and deserve to be locked up! Its not as if its like my preference to Chinese food. I like it, its not very healthy (some may consider it to be bad) and im sure with will power I could stop eating it. Blokes on here ask yourself, if you were single and a stunning lady walked past you, you would look wouldnt you? And if said lady approached you and started talking to you, flirting a little you would appreciate it, you would even given the chance take things further. Now think how hard it would be to ignore your primal sexual thoughts and go against them? IMO pretty impossible. Peado's are the same but with thoughts about children which IMO means they are never gonna change or be 'cured'!

I like chinese food, should I be chucked in a mental health clinic too? F*ck it, lets all just be chucked into mental health clinics as im sure we can all make some imaginary mental heath illness up which can justify something which we do which may not be strictly legal, right or common practise. I sometimes even drive 35mph in a 30mph speed limit. What mental illness do I have? Chuck me in a mental health clinic as it be a mental health problem I have becuase there is no justifiable reason why I do it! :roll:

Is it just me that is completely fed up with the 'This is wrong, why? Oh it must be a mental heath issue' soceity we now live in? Kids being diagnosed with ADD or ADHD (However you wished to refer to it). So many of the times, the kids are just naughty. No discipline at home which leads to kids pushing the boundries and taking after their lawless parents. But no, its not that, they have an illness dont you know. A small part of their brain not working in the right way. Tank them up with funny pills and call it ADD. Makes everything go away and gives the parents peace of mind and justification as to why their kids are little sh!ts. They then do not have to question their parental skills! Sexual persuasion towards a child IMO is a choice. No difference to my persuasion of Cadburys chocolate over Galaxy. I like Cadburys for a reason, as do sicko peado's like children. Its not a mental health issue, they are just wrong. So called 'experts' wish to put a chemical imbalance name to it so they can claim they have diagnosed peadophilia and know the 'disease' inside out. These people are just sick f*cks, they do not have a 'disease' or 'chemical imbalance' which can go to part way justify their actions, they are just wrong! Labelling them mentally ill, is, IMO a disgrace. It tarnishes the real mentally ill to be herded in the same group as Peadophiles!

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Living up to your avatar with that comment! FMJ is one of the best war films ever. Very raw, a Kuberick masterpiece!