Crouchie's Lawyer

I passed my test officially first AND second time. FACT. I think I would pass, but as above mentions, would incur a few 'minor points'

Fish stinks of fish, dont eat much of it

Think we did this one a while back? I was rubbish

You dont have it you tool! (I've seen b-anter)

Auto's are a dream to drive mate. It was my first Auto car and I was sceptical at first about driving one but once I drove it, I loved it. Its a dream to drive and the fact its Auto just makes it better! Its comfort driving at its best!

Must be close mates if you poke each other!

Like lions waiting to pounce....

Seen that before, but in all fairness, the brunette with the mini camel toe he was staring at is fit as!

Glad im not the only one who thinks Junk is Spunk. Been there once, not many fitties and not my kind of music.

I know, shockingly sheet are'nt I!? I was topping it all the way to the green, 15 yards at a time!

Funny you should say this as I once mishead what my parents said to me. I had an ear ache and went to see the doctors. He told my Mum I had an ear infection and I wouldnt be able to hear very well. Mum took me into school slightly late and I was trotting off ahead of her and she said to me, "Remember to tell your teachers you cant hear", knowing I was half deaf and wasnt really listening, she said "now what did I just say", oblivious to the situation and having not clearly heard what my Mum said I replied "Yes, yes, yes. Remember to tell the teacher mummy has diarrhea"!

More to the point, why does someone who (I'm presuming) lives in a non rural area in Brum own a gun? The father should be held responsible for leaving a gun lying around and not locked away in a gun cupboard!

Mario Kart. Amazing. Fact

I drive through Winchester every day and can confirm I see a lot of women of the asia persuasion on a daily basis

Care to hint who said lady maybe?

I lol'd!

Im not 100% sure but is it not only England which has the transfer deadline? Meaning Ajax would have time to replace him?

'cept atleast the ones which post on a skate board (presuming it wasnt a skate trying to muddle) dont have to pay £5 to post. Would tend to indicate Skates who register to here are even bigger Mugs!

I dont mind Pompey supporters on a saints forum, more fool you I guess, however find it slightly annoying when you create match day threads. A bit of banter between the clubs is not a bad thing, but if I wanted to follow a match day thread for pompey (not that I ever would) I would just join their online website. I find it quite sad you paid a fiver to join your 'closest rivals' fan site in the first place, so unless you're trying to get a rise by starting the thread in which case thats even sadder, I fail to see why you are doing it? From the rest of your contributions (non football ones) to this thread you seem like a sane normal person so why start Skate matchday threads? Just do it on the Pompey forum where you can chat to other skates for the 90 minutes.

Similar to the Man City / AC Milan / Barcelona Ronaldinho saga then. Barcelona so desperatley wanted Man City to sign him as they were allegedly offerering nearly double the fee for him, yet he didnt want to go to Man City meaning the only viable option for Barcelona to get rid of him was to cut their price and sell to a club he would agree to go to. I feel the Berbatov situation will be very similar. All it takes is for him to dig his heels in and say 'No, im not signing for city' and Spurs will be left with 2 options. Cash in now for £20m or so, rather than being stubborn, or in a year or two's time when he hasnt been playing and has been left to rot in the reserves lose him for nothing! Ideally yes, he is worth what they are asking for him (Especially when you compare that to how much they paid for Bent!), but if he wants to leave, you dont have a choice but accept what someone is willing to pay, or lose him for a lot less in the future. Spurs would be a lot better off without him now and £20m in the bank than the thought of a £30m player sat in the resi's doing jeff all!

Will do, will probably be on there tonight so ill give you a waahipping

Which they will never do as the likes of Wilde and Lowe will make a huge loss so why bother. This is the catch 22 situation we lie in which is why a takeover will not happen for a long time. All IMHO of course!

Lol Golden posts and Lol at Kip for his drunken foolery. The legend will live on in Golden posts! So Kip, first Valium, and then alcohol, what can we get you to 'test out' on the forum next for our reading pleasure?

Yes yes yes, all interesting stuff and good tinternet work Scud, but it doesnt indicate in english how to pronounce it! unless you know how to pronounce the little glitch above the i and the funny backwards 3!