Crouchie's Lawyer

getting? No, I normally take mine off before I go to bed. Im pretty sure most other blokes do too. HTH

Stop following it then!

Effort!

I never knew they did so many of those adverts. Propper lol'd at some of those. Think my favourite has to be the mouse trap one, the very last "goo" at the end!

Ah beat me to it! I too am surprised that I havent seen many Rotty's or Dobermans with tails

That is because you can no longer legally remove the tails. FACT My aunty (for legal reasons I would like to state it wasnt actually her which birthed them, it was her dog) had a litter of 10 Rotty's last year which is when I found out. I really wanted to keep one of the little blighters but she flogged them at £350 a pop each!

Dare I say rule 1?

[-X How is sense? Havent seen the old beggar for years!

The takeaway one is funnier!

I have included a Parkers valuation to show a 'good' condition one sold privately is worth in the region of £6870, from a dealer its £7200 ish so for £6800 to get a mint condition one is a bargain! PM me for more details

While we are at it, depressing ourselves with loss money on cars, I have a mint condition silver Audi A4 3.0ltr Quattro Sport Tiptronic Auto 2002 51 plate, 52k miles, MOT May 09, Tax Dec 08 full leather interior, full Audi service history, hidden tow bar, electric throughout, bose sound system. I bought it for £10,000 October 2007. Im looking for £6800 for it now as company car forces sale. The car market has screwed me out of £3200 in less than 1 year! Any offers?!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1611723.ece Link to Sun story. Was outside Peter Nash's garage! :shock: There is a takeaway opposite the garage :shock: ... (Queue someone adding the picture of him with a 'takeaway')

Argh, just down t'road from me! I have just found glitters smilie, catching a young chick :smt117

It can only be classed as a one two, if it were reciprocated. Glitter just gave him one!

And slightly more fighting...

Crouchie house is worth £2m! :shock: Seriously though, it has to be Pompey he is hiding in although I'd be surprised if there was a street with accumulative value of £2m let alone one house!

Ah, makes sense now...

That made me lol!

A few are hot like the example from youtube but IMO on the whole I am not attracted to ladies of the Asian persuasion. The same with black girls, some are fit but the majority of them just dont do it for me.

Apparently its his personality and he doesnt wanna get a new voice

Make them carry around a strap on all day or better still tell them they have to carry bananna's in their mouths 24/7

And you are steven hawkings legs

Propper lol! Surely they cant have missed that?!

They never seem to scan properly though, and no im not a mongtard, the machines (some fo them) seem to always incur errors. And my card always ends up having to be swiped as my chip is very temperemental so I end up just going to a hooman bean anyways.

Erm? The link just takes you to a site full of adverts. Not much footy related too? Doesnt appear to be anything like what I think its meant to be? I was thinking a google esk type search bar where you type a clubs name in? When I typed in Southampton it came up with adverts for firms who worked in southampton?