Crouchie's Lawyer

Not really no? You're tellin me if I guess your phone number wrong I get a quid?! Is it 0000000000000000? I take cheque, paypal, cash or visa

Dont really get the same sense of winning once you get it though do you?

Spiffing

You have never been to Amsterdam then?

You seem to have a funny growth, you should get that checked out by a doctor!

Kip, if you stopped gambling you may not be as broke??? Just a thought!

To all Jihadists, Subject: The Cave (do not distribute outside the Organization) Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we continue to fight the infidels in this New Year, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns. First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation (a health and safety issue), so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning - Rota .. have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster). Second, it's not often I make a video address. But when I do, I'm trying to scare the **** out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'wassup' thing. Thanks. Third - food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently. I clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone. Consideration - that's all I'm saying. Fourth, I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ozzy, ozzy, ozzy, oi, oi, oi" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks. Fifth - graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA ****S DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall - it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain. Sixth, the use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam - the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future (with donkeys, there is a grey area). Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave. Love you lots, Group Hug. Os. PS - I'm sick of having "Osama Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.

I thought that too

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Knocked off to Warcraft? Erm, think you maybe in the minority there Ponts! But different strokes (no pun intended) for different folks!

Thats what teh Mrs says!

No silly that would be your house number plus one! One of your neighbours!

You love it you s|ag! I know you likes your r'n'b and hippidy hoppidy, so would of though you would have liked this song. Its lyrics from a song I heard on t'radio, very random but not a bad tuneage

Its my keyboard mate, frucking thing is a little tempremental still and misses out letters randomly! Mods can you change the title of fred to above as MB mentions. Ta

ride my bide with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars That is all

I was going for a more polite question asking thread title but will remember for future use

Thurs - Drove to Newquay with teh Mrs, my mate and his Mrs. Stayed in static caravan. Got drunk in teh evening and played Scene it and Taboo. Fri - Went surfing for the first time ever. Twas fun. Evening meal in a local restaurant. Sat - Tried to surf again but due to bad weather coming from Wales, winds were too much and water was very choppy. Gave up after short time. Went back to Caravan for teh secks with Mrs and watched a few DVD's. Evening had fish and chips and got drunk. Played Taboo. Sun - Drove back from Newquay (to Fareham) in 3 Hours 25 mins!!! :supz: Spent afternoon watching TV catching up and watched footy in the evening. Early night. Didnt wanna get up for work this morning. 9.27/10

iPod = secret code for dirty knickers

Im going to enter next year and not say a thing, just sit there. Im bound to win!

How the fook did that boring tw*t win? The only thing I can think of is that there was no major 'public love character' like Pete last time. Sure Mikey is blind but he annoyed a lot of people and as such wouldnt of had loadsa supporters. The whole of Wales must have stuck together and voted for boring which is why she won.

You're right Jilleh, its Mermaid

WSS, I scratched my ar$e while in your pub, I want £400 (it bled) too.

Any adults that take their kids to pubs are skanks IMO. Get a baby sitter or miss out. A pub is not the environment for a kid and this point shows this. Sure a restuarant meal which you take the rug rats to on a Sunday is fine but taking kids to a pub so you can get drunk is just plain wrong.

Ill reserve the Soldier Girl for later if I may. Thanks

Try using it without the wheel, just the controller. I dont use the wheel as its harder