Crouchie's Lawyer

Maybe this is why my Mrs gives great head then! She was worried about my ex's... Maybe I should talk more about them then and the frequency of said doings may increase!!!

Thank you Saint Boggy! Although im not that young, im nearly 26! I certainly dont feel very young. Im still aching from playing footy Sat am!!! Im glad you agree with my sentiments too, I feel a few people may think I dont love my current Mrs as I have made a remark about a thought I had!

Does look like a tasty mushroom though doesnt it? Would go well sat next to a bit of pig and some chickens babies

Yes... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2978434/One-woman-dead-and-another-seriously-ill-after-eating-Death-Cap-mushrooms.html Has enough poison to kill 2-3 people. I saw a picture on the tv of them earlier but they looked different to the above which tends to suggest thye dont all look the same which makes 'mushroom picking' a little more fun. Like russian roulette. We should call it 'Mushroom Roulette'

Dont mean to pick sides in this arguement but wanted to make a point... In my eyes, that leaves us with 3 outfield players who are capable for regular selection. You need the right mix of youth and experience and I am not convinced we have anywhere near enough experience to do very well this season. All IMO of course

That is correct

Im happy with her believe me! It was just strange to see her. Discussing an ex with your current Mrs is suicide, thats an unwritten male rule, you should know this! If you have feelings for them or not. Women are just made of skin, bones and jealousy!

It was cheap porn, you got to see bewbs and everything. I was in the process of being fired by Ken Duleiu on FM08 as Saints manager so teh Mrs had the remote. Made me giggle though.

I had a dream last night that we sacked Jan and employed..... wait for it..... JEFF KENNA as manager! God no!

And while im at it, why is this feckin takeover thread still running? Lowe is not going to sell his shares or recommend his proxies sell theirs for what he considers under valued and no one is going to pay over the odds for the club so we are in stalemate. People are wasting so much time on these takeover theads, they have been running for over 18 months now and we have nothing. Think of all that wasted time!

On tv now. Quite funneh. The lady who was the model had obviously decided she wanted to come across well shaven and gave herself a nice new landing strip. Problem was, she failed to account for shaving rash and she looks as if she has a nice STI!

no no no. Im perfectly happy with my mrs

So whats the diagnosis doc? Am I serious or a real life mong?

Im not so sure? The fact she wasted a JD and coke on you obviously shows she still cares! Now if it had been a bacardi breezer then I would have agreed...

Nintendo and machine gun ones are both goatse's and the smoke one looks like a pig if you look closely at the smoke

God damn filter not allowing the ones with mindf*ck in the title to be printed!

Cant find the mind f*ck in these next few so anyone feel free to enlighten me...

Crazy mo fo, but is he just trying to wriggle in on where Steve Irwin made his name?!

Which is why calling them thick c*nts in the press should highlight this and maybe, just maybe, get them to think before doing anything stupid again. Just thought, we should also sterilise them. Make sure the IQ of the human race does not decline!

I would say you're jealous, however its strictly women in the PM's which MB sends. I hear your more partial to a bit of c*ck.

I believe people should be fined for calling 999 for inappropriate reasons. Named and shamed in the local and national press too so the person realises what a stupid idiot they are

Hmmm, a lot more convincing that Olga M, but im still not so sure. I would tend to agree with Marsdinho in the sense that it is obviously a scam. If you really wanted to peace your ex off for sleeping with a dude behind your back, why not just post all the pictures anyway? And then post the link asking people to spread the link rather than expecting them to do it to see a couple of extra pics? Its a very good advertising gimmick though.

I dont think he has it, but if you do MB, +1

Google shows most pictures. Does that foward the link thing really work then?

I was! I realised at half time, I had a blister the size of a small country on my heel too, so painful. I was overjoyed when we scored in injury time meaning we had another 30 minutes to play too!