Crouchie's Lawyer

That you should leave them alone. HTH

With a freshly shaved penis in your head and your anal virginity no longer existing?

Whats yellow, sits at the end of your bed and takes the p*ss? A kidney dialysis machine. I actually got a warning for sending that joke around the office at my previous job because (and I didnt realise) the lady who complained's Mum was on a dialysis machine :roll:

Rohypnol. I dont remember sh*t

Glad im not the only one who likes that. Billy is fit. You maybe able to settle this arguement I have with a mate... Is that Billy's tattyboggles you see or do they get a boob double in? And from one professional women watcher to another, if it is a boob double, do you not agree they could have got someone with better mamories, rather than some that wouldnt look out of place on an ogranutan?

I just sicked a little bit in my mouth

They all have trippy costumes. Number 20 looks a little too pleased to be there. She is a definite bunneh boiler stalker freak. Number 9 looks like she is crimping out a chocolate log. Number 15 is a russian body builder. FACT Number 16 has the potential to be a stunner when she is older. That is all

... or s|uts... good times!

Today: Pub lunch with teh Mrs Tonight: Fancy dress bday party for someone I bearly know, we were invited along as there is too many girls going :roll: (see pic below for my costume) depending on how gash teh party is, leaving early and going to oceana or just waiting till end and going to oceana at end (yet to decide to go in costume or not). Sat: Listen to teh footeh probably while playing FM08, most likely chillin most of the day Sun: Watch whatever prem footeh is on the telebox while playin FM08 and chillin like a villain.

Is that Kip's little brother? Once I have him, what should I do with him then?

You eat mud?

I used to watch Hogan knows best. He was very over protective of her, hence I doubt she has had too many seckual partners and is therefore as tight as a mouses ear.

sign signs for sign

Are they all of legal age bates? If so 11, 14, 19.

Today I have mostly consumed for breakfast and lunch... 1 x pint of chocolate milk 3 x toffee crisps 1 x family sized cool dorito's 1 x lipton ice tea (bottle of) My body is a temple

Not what I was hoping for, but on at 12pm, whatelse could you expect. Informative though.

Im yet to decide on my stag destination. My best mate is getting married a month before me and as we share a lot fo the same mates (he has them during the week, I get them at weekends) We have decided to have a joint long weekend or week somewhere like Ibiza or Magaluf, then our own night or weekend somewhere over here. Im thinking Newcastle or Cardiff

My future ex wife

Late night munchies? Look no further than...

HTH

Im waiting for the day when I can remember when you topped yourself

Ouch! A bit of teeth once in a while is not a bad thing if its done gently, but 'scraping' sounds a bit too far IMO!

Ah, wee man, you scared of the bigger boys? Grow up... oh... wait...

Fixed it for you mate... FWIW, I would ruin her, she is a stunner. Quite young too and with a father like Hulk, I bet her clunge is as tight as a mouses ear!