Crouchie's Lawyer

Franks and beans!

That was exactly what I was going to say!

Did you make that up yourself?

Agreed, it is also a fond album of mine, there is some top tunage on that album. I went to Amsterdam with teh Mrs a year ago, on a sodding long coach trip so listened to all 3 albums back to back. Very good.

Having lived on that road for 3 years in the house which is probably the closest to the road (front door to road is only about 2 metres!) having a house 25 metres from the road would be a luxury! I must have driven down that road over a thousand times and have never really had any problems. From your name, would I be right in thinking you're from Swanmore then?

He keeps it at the top of the stairs and uses a Stenna Stair lift to get up and down. He has two wheelchairs (Yes Wheelie Stevo/Deppo) one for upstairs, one for down

Yeah its not bad, only really one or two mediocre songs. Its definitely a grower too. You should get Napster (its legal now) and grab a copy of a program called tunebite. Napster costs me £9.99 p/m and Tunebite was a one off £10-£15 (im sure it can be found for free on tinterweb). Napster songs can be played on your computer till your hearts content, however they are protected files which stops you burning them to CD's or transferring to MP3 players. This is where Tunebite comes in. When you play the Napster track through tunebite, it makes a perfect copy of said track which is not protected which allows you to burn it onto a CD. Hey presto, all the songs you can be bothered to legally download for £9.99 p/m! That is, if you dont mind not having a CD case!

They dont tend to find the same TV programs funneh either. Not many girls understand Team America, South Park or Freddy got Fingered either!

Because its funny Jillyanne, you wouldnt understand

But you're charging well over half of that for a knackered one. Whack it on ebay and see how it goes?

Can come kind Admin change mine to this please? Ta

Was that in the thread you started cos of me?

I have arranged a sign for them to read on their way home... http://atom.smasher.org/highway/?l1=It%27s+pronounced+aitch&l2=you+pilchards+not&l3=haitch.+And+its+Zed&l4=not+Zee%21

Whats good about it? Trivial really as im a bit of a knock of nigel when it comes to films now so dont tend to go to the cinema unless the film is a 'must see in cinema' film and I cant get a decent copy of it.

Done, I think you would be ok though, its not bad

Thats amazing!

Erm, im sure there are far worse jokes in the world jillyanne

I think he looks better that way though. He looks less cross!

Do I get an award?

All my criteria? I merely answered the question someone asked of me why I would want to go to Pompey? I stated that the Hospital is closer to where I live as opposed to going into Soton. I like it around here as I was born here. I lived in Thornhill, then Sarisbury Green then Wickham. Its a nice area and is a half way between the countryside and civilization which is what I like. I get the impression Basingstoke is more of a city

I bet he was goin' like a train....

That made me lol. I was wondering what was gonna happen, thought she would 'exorcist' hurl all over the place though

The house is on Titchfield Lane yes. And you rightly state that its opposite the golf course. However, the speed limits up until about 1 year ago were National Speed limit and are now 40 mph. It is only 30 mph going from Titchfield Mill toward Wickham up until the motorway bridge as soon as you pass the first lot of nurseries which is about 1 mile before this house. The roads are not bad, but yes some people do tend to drive along them quite quickly. Different strokes for different folkes, I just happen to like the place. Its set in a nice woodlandy kind of area too.

Happy Bday Si, only 3 months and 5 days older than me! You old git

Mentos as in the mints?